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  1. Moonglow

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    I can't understand why....Just tell them you'll be safe and use helmets .........
     
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    How big are the trebuchets?

    This thread is continuation #66. At 800 posts or more per incarnation, this thread is at about 53,000 posts. It started long before I got here.
     
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  3. Smartmouthwoman

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    I've always preferred amatuer vids and the back of porn mags was the best place to find ads for those. One thing about those $20 smut books... they stayed in a persons possesion for years, at least. Lol
     
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    Did it migrate toward the soft core side of porn as opposed to the sweaty someone in a sling side of porn? That seems to be where porn by mail is still holding on by its fingernails--the more simulated sex stuff for people who don't want to see closeups of the goodies.

    BTW I know a freaky lot about the porn industry as a business endeavor. Every time it is collapsing some new technology comes along that they seize upon. It is a very dynamic business environment--and cuthroat. 4K and virtual reality will be the things that push it back up the hill for its next run toward the bottom again. Interesting enough, I expect the super-sized files will help them combat piracy because it eats up a lot of memory when your porn collection is pushing 1.5g per flick which makes server space more expensive for the bootleg tube sites.
     
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    I was wearing a helmet when I suggested it but they didn't understand why me being safe made any difference :lol:
     
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    You should have lived in the neighborhood where I was a kid, we used to just off roofs, swingsets when you were at the highest you could swings, played with yard darts and threw knives by feet to play stretch..
     
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    Hell, when I turned 18 I cut to the chase and became a stripper and did my own porn..........
     
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    Last years was about 30 feet tall with a 25' beam and a ballast of around 500lbs. We threw a 5lb projectile about 100 paces before we broke it by adding too much extra ballast.
     
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    Interesting. How could it NOT be a sleezy biz?

    Guess I expected more from a "new" porn flick. The use of condoms was distracting but mainly because they were used during traditional sex, but not oral sex. Made no sense to me.

    Nothing new in the world of sex. Its all been done before.
     
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    They do have some porn where they use condoms when oralizing the situation..
     
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    *kicks jukebox *

     
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    That would make more sense.
     
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    Well I did use to call it poop scoop boogie....
     
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    Yes, seems as though you can contract VD in the throat and mouth..
     
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    Money, at least on the gay side. About 10 years ago gay porn was rolling in cash. Performers at some of the studios were getting health/dental, tuition assistance, and the like. The studios were starting to open up nightclubs, and the performers were doing a lot of public appearances and getting cash that way like reality stars were, and they were making up to 10 times as much per scene as they are now. 2008 just about bankrupted them, but the also have growing problems with tube sites stealing content and webcam sites diverting customers. The trade off is that they can just cherry pick their talent from the web cam sites now based on who is pulling in the most bank.



    Condoms are a big issue, especially now that there are break through infections reported with PrEP (the daily HIV prevention drug). There is also some speculation that people watching no condom porn are more likely to not use them in their own exploits. I read an article recently that the draw back of pre-exposure prophylaxis availability is that STD's other than HIV have gone through the roof, especially among gays. There have also been some HIV infections being spread through porn performers by people who are testing negative but have been sexually active during the three week window before filming in which the newest tests have a blindspot. A lot of performers double duty as escorts now that the money has dried up. I expect to see condoms come back. California tried to make it mandatory for oral sex scenes too but the industry was about to bolt out of there so they backed off.
     
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    Thx for sharing all that... i learned alot. :)
     
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    Wheres that crazy yankee woman?

     
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    No problem. I used to share a townhouse with some whor...I mean "Adult Entertainers".....I mean "Models".....no I mean whores. Lovely people actually (am being serious about that)
     
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    I am told to my my Nazi dermatologist..

    No really she is gorgeous, and does want me to take it. She sent me to a liver specialist to measure whatever it is they measure. Out of a sale s5cle of 6 to 80, 80 being death's door, I am 6.4.

    I put my foot down and looked at my GP and said "really?" He agreed that at my age and a reading like that I could forgo one ****ing pill.

    I have serious doubts about the effectiveness of supplements anyway. I spent a lot of money on them when I was body building and one day said "screw it" but kept on training. It may be psychological but I felt better without them. Vitamin C is a good anti-histamine but that's about it. I haven't had a cold or the flu in over 6 years, since I quit smoking, so I'm not sweating the step on my immune system Mx does.

    I adore both my dermatologist and my endochrinolohist, a polish Goddess. However my previous dermatologist was a pal, a Scotsman, Alistair Mc Cloed no less, who who had been practicing medicine longer than God. He was my dermo for I think 25 years. I would always book an end of day appointment with him and usually the last in the day where he would keep me in stitches for an hour or so, he was the funniest doc I had ever met.

    I recall I hadn't seen him in a while and my psoriasis was very active. He sometimes too a polaroid and did that time. When I came back I was all nice and clean. He held up the poloaroid and said "now that's damn fine doctoring if I do say so! I'll reward myself with a bolt o' the gold later."
     
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    That's what all women say until they spend a night with me. :rolleyes:

    I saw a porn star for a time. At first I only knew about some fairly normal stuff that she had done. Then I found some really dark stuff. Wow! It kind of freaked me out. I also discovered her crazy side. Yeah, that wasn't going to work. Having sex with her was like making a porn movie. While I'm sure I'm highly qualified that ain't my thing. :hiding:
     
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    Have you ever wondered: If almost everything but beef and fish tastes like chicken, then what are you really eating when you think you're eating chicken?
     
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    I might have to take an extended break again. Partisan Phuckwittery is a complete turn off..... & this board is LOADED with it.
     
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    I agree. I much prefer non-partisan phuckwittery.
     
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    Indeed. It's much easier to come to grips with.

    At least general Phuckwits aren't so stubborn.
     
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    He looks like he weighs a bit more than 50 pounds.
     
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