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  1. Collateral Damage

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    What part of NO did you not understand?

     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Not exactly an unfair or illicit request.
    Jayne Mansfiield managed perfectly well in that role
    in the 1956 { very good year } vehicle :
    - The Girl Can't help It -. With a nice role by Tom Ewell.
    Who also managed to flirt around with Marilyn Monroe in
    - The Seven Year Itch - a year earlier { 1955 } directed by Film
    Master Billy Wilder.
    Mansfield and Monroe,both Lookers and both stacked.
    It's good to have stacked babes at the ready.
    Not necessarily of the Russ Meyers version.
    But Definitely not of the Andy Warhol typecast.
    Where someone like a Viva is supposed to appear sexy.
    Sexy as a dishrag that's been laundered.If that.
    Warhol as manly and handsome as a freshly peeled onion.
     
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    Alright people of the Strange Brews.....we got us a Tuesday.


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    Uhm, yes Ladies that is a hint. Just sayin.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, y'all. Brrrrr, cold in Big D. And no, MMC, don't wanna trade places with you!!

    Coffee plz.

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    What cmon…..nothing wrong with freezing rain and then couple of inches of snow. (unless you got to drive in it.) Just think of all we can do to make things hot. (sly grin). ;)

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    Looks cozy and such.But a mere Fake insert.
    Think a budding teenage girl with falsies.Or don't think.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Cozy fireplace doesnt really make sense with cloudless blue skies and bright sunshine. We'd need blackout curtains. ;)
     
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    Trust me we don't have a speck of blue sky up here. Nothing but dull grey skies. Not even worth looking at.
     
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    Been there, done that.....at age 12. Now its women in their 50s after the boob job in their 30s. [​IMG]
     
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    Sounds like tough times.
    Maybe you want a little soup with some oyster crackers?
     
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    Oh CD.....yoohoo. [​IMG]

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    I've been thinking about You. [​IMG]

     
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    Lets Keep it simple Multo Bella Senorina. [​IMG]

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    ;)

     
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    Lol, just what I had for lunch! Yummy!
     
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    Or - Hard Times - starring Charles Bronson.
    BTW ... maybe Oyster crackers want Big Soup.
    Ever done thought of dat.
     
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    No thanks. If I drink coffee this late Ill be up all night.
    Early to bed, early to rise makes Falena, health..forget that. Makes Falena wealt...Ok for get that one too. Makes Falena wise. lol OK lets be real. It aint wise either. Ahahahaha!

    Ok I would love some coffee. You talked me into it.

     
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    Saltines are just not the same.
    I had the end piece of oatmeal bread toasted with peanut butter and orange marmalade and some seltzer to break up that thick clump.
     
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    Not to be confused with -Duck Soup-
    1933 Marx brothers comedy-
    First released theatrically by Paramount, where the Marx brothers were build as "Four Marx Brothers"
     
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    575B008E-8B09-4F50-97C2-C2C16E205D1B.jpeg Not a cloud in the sky here in the antelope valley.
     
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    Any sidewinders or lizards there? No clouds, no rain.
     
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    You would look a little awkward in those, but hey, whatever blows your skirt up.....
     
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    You gotta be Kiddin. Not ... THE antelope valley.
    Sometimes confused with Hidden Valley Ranch.
    Which is more a Stud Farm.
     
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