Apparently a State Farm agent put a Help Wanted ad in the classified section of the newspaper. He got this response from a secretary/typist applicant. My Resimay To hoom it mae consern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.. I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth. I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, BRIANNA PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me: The State Farm agent's response: Dear Brianna, It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.