Subject: The Real Reason For Spell Check

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  1. Shooterman

    Shooterman New Member

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    Apparently a State Farm agent put a Help Wanted ad in the classified section of the newspaper. He got this response from a secretary/typist applicant.

    My Resimay


    To hoom it mae consern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

    I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
    I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
    Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
    My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth. I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
    Sinseerly,
    BRIANNA
    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me:

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    The State Farm agent's response:

    Dear Brianna,
    It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
    See you Monday.
     
  2. igorg

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    Not bad, but not a fall-off-the-chair funny. :cool:
     

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