Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

You saw.this and said.to yourself "I just have to share this!"
Sometimes urges have to be suppressed for the general good.

 

I was actually going to put in a disclaimer: "Not my neighborhood!"

 

Went for a walk past a farm with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.
She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works."
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"
I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."
We then went past another pasture and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"
I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."
Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her at home and kissed her goodbye.
She said: "Take care and get yourself tested for Covid-19."
Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.
She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."

 

If you were smoking a pack a day, you have saved over $26K*. I hope your grandbaby gets a cut of that.

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* 2654 days * $10

 

$1,400 stimulus checks to come within week of approval


I do believe Biden adopted my:
Moi for Emperor Plenipotentiary
Moi says there is pleni for all



Moi
Emperor or I remain retired

STOP
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Wow, that is one very scary looking dude. He has the eyes of a killer.

 

Did you hear about the coal-country hooker who was arrested for having sex with miners?

 

He's even faster with a big city accountant rafting in a river.

 

Wow! That is crazy.

At something around $15 a pack you can pay for all health care costs associated with smoking. Taxation beyond that is about control and not the cost to society. The real crime is that all taxes on cigarettes should be applied to offset healthcare costs and not just dumped into the State coffers.

Get it? Cig taxes go to the coffers? Damn I'm funny!

 

Some have tried but Republicans start yelling SOCIALISM!!!

 

Quitter!

 

Squeal like a pig! Squeal like a pig!!!

 

I have long argued this is the ideal solution. It is actually a very conservative solution. Calculate risk taxes on high risk activities in terms of health consequences. But tax it according to it's actual risk. Insurance companies already have all of this information. Apply those risk taxes to health care. I have actually done the calculation considering things like smoking and drinking, drug use, fast food and junk food, risky activities like skiing and boating, and a few other lifestyle choices where you can tax at a point of purchase. I estimated that health care insurance costs for the general population could be cut in half that way.

From there, do whatever you want but you will be taxed according to the risk as a form of insurance, at the point of purchase. If you get injured skiing, get lung disease or heart disease from smoking and junk food, the additional costs are covered. You paid for the insurance your entire life.

It is fair. It places the responsibility for our choices with the chooser. And it relieves the burden of everyone having to pay for other people's choices. It also protects the rights of everyone to make their own choices. If you want to be a heavy drinker, go ahead. You will pay for that cost to the health care system every time you buy a drink. And when your liver fails you're covered.

One of the HUGE variables was sugar. It turns out that 1/3 of all health care costs in the US can be traced back to sugar consumption. Based on it's actual cost in health care, sugar should be taxed at a rate of... get this...
$20 a pound.

Imagine how quickly childhood obesity would disappear if all of that junk food was taxed according to its actual lifetime cost. For example and IIRC, a large Big Gulp would have a $7 sugar tax.

 

Golf Panties....
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind* blows her skirt up and reveals *her lack of underwear.*

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.*

'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. *'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'


Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy***yourself *some underwear"!


Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.


'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta *be able ta affarrd any.'


The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb....* Tidy yerself up a bit.'

 

Hope so, despite the occasional craving. After so long, it’s ridiculous.

 

To be honest it's the only one of the series that I could post here. I figured skin-head pig "herders" are a safe target ​

 

The question is whether trump should be given intelligence briefings.

That is really funny considering that he rarely got any while in office. Trump prefers to have as little to do with intelligence as possible.