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Tasteless Humor II The Second One.

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    Montegriffo, Feb 27, 2020
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    That is very rough
     
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    When asked to say something at the funeral I said, "Bargain."
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    "Thank you," smiled the widow, "that means a great deal."
     
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    A man is having trouble with a crossword puzzle, and asks his wife for help
    "What's another word for an overloaded mailman? 16 across".

    "How many letters?", she replies.

    "Thousands I'd imagine."
     
    Sallyally, Feb 28, 2020
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    I now, right? Everyone knows that a flying group of bats is called a cloud, or cauldron. Geez, learn the language, Gilbert. :roll:
     
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    A man walks into a bar with a big smile on his face
    The bartender says “why are you so happy?”

    The man replies “well, after work I was walking home and saw this woman tied to a train track. It was just like something out of a movie! So I untied her and took her home. And then we had the best sex of my life, all over the house in every position you could imagine! It was unbelievable!”

    The bartender is impressed “sounds great! Was she hot?”

    “Not sure”, said the man, “I never found the head.”
     
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    Did she write the suicide note yet?    ​
     
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    Greta Thunberg has told her supporters that the devastating effects of climate change are clear for all to see.
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    No one had the heart to tell her that Bristol always looks like that.......
     
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    I'm living the life I always imagined...
    Except in my imagination, I had a girlfriend, friends, money, nice house, luxury car, good looks, sharp wit, and a great personality.
     
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    INDEED! Everyone knows that it's hot sauce, or get out. Sorry for you. :(
     
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    the hot stuff is served down below, a much better place imo...
     
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    I wouldn't know. I have no such experience. whistle.gif
     
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    St. Patrick's day is coming up again.
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