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    Oldie but a classic
    Q: What's the difference between Dr. Harold Shipman & Tony Blair?
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    A: Dr. Shipman's actually did something about the NHS waiting list.
     
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    What greeting card can you find only in Kentucky?
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    "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!"
     
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    Dear Santa, I've been a good boy this year and wonder is you could COME early this year....
    https://www.sexisland.co/

    I'm not sure if it's exploitation or the greatest idea ever.
     
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    That is both funny and true.
     
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    It's a scam.
     
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    Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

    A left and a right ear aaannddd a wild front ear!
     
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    Brexit has already created jobs for British people.
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    They're all in May's cabinet, but it's a start.
     
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    According to my i-phone health app..I walked 3,574 steps around that buffet last night!..so that's pretty good!!
     
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    Apparently 60 gallons of semen are ejaculated each year in porn films
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    Most of it Ron Jeremy.
     
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    My brother told me he truly understands Arnie's character in Predator having recently been out to a night club on a Saturday which we call "Grab A Granny" night locally.
     
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    How could I have missed this gem ;)
     
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    I've got to attend diversity training after there were complaints made about me at work.
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    I didn't ask who from, but I bet it was lard arse and **** Tits.
     
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    Four old blokes were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and play a round.

    His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
    Months later, Christmas morning arrives, and they were all on the golf course.


    The first guy says, "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a big diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it".

    Number 2 guy says, "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

    Number 3 guy says, "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

    They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such an expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said: "Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf, and she said, "Take a sweater".
     
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    Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods?
     
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    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?
    Or the 90 year old streaker at the flower show? Got first prize for his dried arrangement.
     
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    Got to love women with daddy issues
     
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    If my daughter looked like that I'd consider incest.....

    But if my daughter looked like this
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    I'd know incest had already happened.

    Ahhh I'm just HORSING around.....

    ;)
     
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    Nonnie fully understands the issues and has a simple solution to the Irish border problem.
     
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    What was wrong my invade Ireland plan? ;)

    We'll air drop whiskey and drugged potatoes first to make the population more pliable...
     
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    Just like Nonnie's ''bomb Brussels'' plan, yours will also work and have no unpleasant consequences.
     
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    Both plans are probably more viable than May's lol.
     
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    This (isn't) a thread for outragious lies.
    Please try harder to hide your love of PM May.
     
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    I'll have you know I'm a rare breed, a Trumper that actually wanted to remain.

    I just want less illegal immigration which is I think is what all of Europe wants I have no issues in anyway with legal EU immigration, I voted remain.

    What I now want is free trade more than anything.
     
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