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Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Nerd of Liberty

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    Why is Mexico #1 in obesity now?

    Because only the lighter ones make it over the border.
     
    Nerd of Liberty, Jan 25, 2018
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    Oh, I thought you were going to say that Mexico annexed the red states.
     
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    A friend of Stormy Daniels who was there was Trump called Stormy [she was invited as well] described what Stormy told her the next day. She described Trump chasing her around the Hotel room in his tighty whiteys.

    Now let that one sink in for a tasteless joke.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jan 28, 2018
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    Some on the right have been arguing that people of different colors can't live together. Diversity is a failure.

    I'm starting to agree. Red people and blue people can't live together.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jan 30, 2018
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    It is planned the a group of Dreamers will be attending the State of the Union.

    They will be seated just above the lunatics and liars.
     
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    Trump is in such bad shape that when asked it he plans to run again in 2020, he said no, he'll use a golf cart.
     
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    Tonight Melania made it clear that trump can screw the country but he won't be screwing her!
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jan 31, 2018
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    Tasteless and practical. I like it.
     
    StillBlue, Jan 31, 2018
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    Like his tighty whiteys do?
     
    StillBlue, Jan 31, 2018
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  10. Moi621

    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I made this one up, and blogged it on Yahoo news

    Background

    https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/amy-schumer-says-flat-raped-150656825.html

    Amy Schumer says she was 'flat-out raped'

    further in the article it mentions Aziz Ansari although Schumer didn't name him as the one


    Moi's response:
    I THOUGHT MUSLIMS AVOIDED PIGS !

    ​
    Not a fan of Fat Chicks.
    Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick.



    ​
    Next up,
    Rosie O'Donnell joins MeToo




    ​
     
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    I have found that after two women use a strap on with each other for the first time, they arrive at the same question: How do you guys know where you are down there?!?!

    Funny but true!

    Yes ladies, targeting is a learned skill! :D
     
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    :applause: Congratulations, you have created the most tasteless joke on the forum.
     
    DarkDaimon, Feb 3, 2018
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    What do you call a man with no arms who stands there, listening to everything you say?
    Mike

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pool?
    Bob

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs laying in front of a door?
    Matt

    What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
    Ilene

    What do you call her if she's from Japan?
    Irene
     
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    One time I was watching a documentary in which people told the intimate details of their sex lives. When one couple was asked if they had ever engaged in anal sex together, he said no...

    and she said yes. He looked confused. Yes, his wife insisted, TWICE!

    Obviously this was news to him. :D
     
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    Who did the map reading and navigation in that house?
     
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    He was just poking fun but she took him seriously?
     
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    True story: One night my first fiancee and I had been drinking and started talking about sex. Slowly it came out that we would both like to do a threesome. We talked for quite awhile and as we did we both got more excited. I NEVER thought she would go for something like that. And she never thought I would want to do that, which left me flabbergasted! Of course I'd like to have a threesome!

    It was only after about an hour that we hit a snag. I was assuming she meant that another woman would join us. And she thought I meant another man would join us! WHAT?!?!?! I'm not going to have sex with another man!!! Well I'm not going to have sex with another woman!!! Well darn!
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Feb 3, 2018
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  18. Sallyally

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    Men are funny.
     
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    One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison.
     
    Sallyally, Feb 3, 2018
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    You could try someone who is transitioning from one sex to the other, but then I suppose you'd disagree on the direction of travel....
     
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    :applause: Thank YOU. <bow> :blowkiss: <bow>
    Considering I made up the Amy Schumer and the Muslims one I am honored.
    How about this one? I did not make it up, but it is a good one. ;)


    Why is it that bars won't serve me when I'm drunk
    but,​
    McDonald's continue to serve fat chicks?

    :)



    How about a Fat Chick Joke-A-Thon here?
    The place to be NOT P.C. however honest. :hmm:
     
    Moi621, Feb 3, 2018
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  22. Sallyally

    Sallyally Well-Known Member Donor

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    Did you hear about the 90 year old streaker at the flower show? He got first prize for his dried arrangement.
     
    Sallyally, Feb 4, 2018
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    Joan Rivers once said that sex at 70 is rough. She spreads her legs and sand falls out.

    But the worst part is having to diaper your partner again when you're done.
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Feb 5, 2018
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    Truly, that is tasteless.
     
    Sallyally, Feb 5, 2018
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    That's what made her famous! ;)
     
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