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    With Christmas coming up, guess what kind of car I am getting my wife?


    None, cause there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
     
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    Moi621 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    :woot: Time For Happy Thoughts :clapping:​


    Hillary Clinton and Jill Stein playing out the final scene
    of "Thelma and Louise", for real.


    Start at 3:30,
    or not.

    [video=youtube;66CP-pq7Cx0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66CP-pq7Cx0[/video]​

    And Please Lord let Rachel Maddow be in the back seat. Happy Thoughts.


    Moi :oldman:
    NIXON 1960 had more class than
    Hillary & Stein 2016     :rant:
    and would have been more likely to win via
    a recount of Texas and Illinois.


    r > g



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    End :flagcanada:'s Free Ride!
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.

    ​
     
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    That's why they are given 72 virgins,
    to keep them busy up there and will never have the chance to think about jihad or other similar things.
     
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?

    To stand closer to the sink, duh.
     
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    I may not be able to use by the "N" word...

    But at least I can say things like "Hey Dad", and "Thanks for the warning Officer!".

    Credit to reddit.
     
    Wildjoker5, Dec 15, 2016
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    Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
    Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."
    Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.
     
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    Now that was a winner...although not particularly tasteless!
     
    Frank, Dec 16, 2016
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    I felt guilty for laughing at that.

    - - - Updated - - -

    But I'm over it now.
     
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    Heard a tasteless one the other day. I laughed at it, but did feel a pang of guilt.

    Stevie Wonder speaking,

    "Ah may be bline...but lease ahm not black!"

    That one really sucks like gravity...but I did laugh.
     
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    That IS bad but it made me laugh.

    When Richard Prior caught on fire while freebasing cocaine, he went running down the street in a panic. Afterwards he commented that it is amazing how fast white people get out of the way when a black man is running down the street on fire!
     
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    Now THAT made me laugh.

    I never heard that one before...but it certainly sounds like Richard Prior!
     
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    Michael Jackson & Richard Pryor teamed up on a College Scholarship program -
    The Ignited Negro College fund.​
    :hmm:​

    Remember Michael Jackson's Black hair product, - - - greased up hair ignited too.


    Moi :oldman:

    r > g



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    Build the Wall. Make Ottawa pay for it.
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.    ​
     
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    Oh gawd, that's horrible but it made me laugh too.
     
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    What will Trump bring to the Presidency that Bill Clinton did as well?

    Hot babes in the White House!

    There is a Presidential closet in the oval office that was designed for getting some nooky. I think it was Johnson who had it built.

    Johnson was famous for forcing his staff and even reporters to stand in the bathroom with him while he did number 2 duty. Johnson would just keep talking as if nothing was happening. Yuck!!!
     
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    Hold on, Bill had no hot babes, he was a predator of circumstances, not of quality. ML is nasty.
     
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    Really? I thought Monica was pretty.
    [​IMG]

    Predator? Yeah right. :roll:

    Anyway, I would bet the secret service is going to be very busy covering Trumps activities.
     
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    Couple of girlfriends decided to go out on girls night.

    But they had nothing to talk about, because all of them showed up.
     
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    Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax?

    To stop hispanic attacks.
     
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    I don't know why they run marathons in Germany....


    They have a history of not finishing races.
     
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    If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist.


    Black people would rob me.
     
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    I'm so broke, the guy that stole my identity is sueing me for ruining HIS life....
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Does Santa call out Ho Ho Ho when he delivers presents to brothels?
     
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    Christian Mingle: How to find the one you love:

    [​IMG]
     
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    On Christmas????

    Gonna be a special circle of Hell for you, Man! :wink:
     
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