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Tasteless Humor

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Moi621, Jul 19, 2014.

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  1. Robert

    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Dearest Dad,
    I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.

    As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook , had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of a relationship through Viber.

    My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.

    Lots of love and thanks.

    Your favorite daughter,
    Lilly


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    My Dear Lilly,

    Like Wow! Really? Cool!

    Whatever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.

    And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.

    Love,
    Your Dad
     
    Robert, Jun 28, 2017
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    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    A Zoo in North Carolina obtained a very rare species of Gorilla.
    Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became difficult to handle.
    Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem ... the gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
    The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution.

    Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he said that he would accept their offer, but only under 5 conditions:

    "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
    The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

    "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-shirt."
    The keeper again readily agreed.

    "Third", he said, "you can't never tell nobody about this."
    The keeper again readily agreed.

    "Fourth", he said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."
    Once again it was agreed.

    And last, Bobby Lee said,
    "I'm gonna need another week to come up with the $500."
     
    Robert, Jun 30, 2017
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    politicalcenter, Jul 14, 2017
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    I'm sorry, and I really like Michael J. Fox, but this is tasteless humor.

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    ChrisL, Jul 14, 2017
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    ChrisL, Jul 14, 2017
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    That is an OLD joke. I remember that one from high school.
     
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    I keep thinking that when Jared goes to jail. Ivanka is going to be getting lonely at night.

    As long as she promises to not talk about her father, I will agree to sex, but nothing more. Do you hear me Ivanka?
     
    HereWeGoAgain, Jul 16, 2017
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    So much more truth than humor in that for me. I almost committed suicide - a heartbeat away from pulling the trigger. What stopped me was thought of sex. No sht! I then left my wife and spent the next six months of weekends in Reno.
     
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    Explains a lot.
     
    gc17, Jul 17, 2017
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    He brings this up in just about every thread he participates in! It's so annoying. He needs a FB page to whine on or something.
     
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    I have a feeling he's not a member of the Optomist Club.
     
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    He already has a thread all about it! I think it was probably the first thread he started when he joined here. Why can't he just keep this crapola in that thread? I mean really, posting about such things in a tasteless memes thread. Well, I guess it is tasteless and tactless. *shrugs*
     
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