The ideal woman, according to Adam

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  1. Robert

    Robert Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.

    How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.


    So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

    He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.


    She will praise you!
    She will bear your children.and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

    'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.'
    Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
    'An arm and a leg.'

    Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib'?


    Of course the rest is history............!!!!
     
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    After Adam's experience with Lilith, he should have been suspicious.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith
    Lilith appears as Adam's first wife who was created at the same time (Rosh Hashanah) and from the same dirt as Adam – compare Genesis 1:27. (This contrasts with Eve, who was created from one of Adam's ribs: Genesis 2:22) Lilith left Adam after she refused to become subservient to him

    :woot:
    The first divorce!
    And the Lilith - Adam marriage was make in Heaven :roflol:

    Moi :oldman:

    r > g



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    Good stuff. :salute:
     
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    In true and God knows the truth Adam was a crazy animal who talks, still, with himself and when He met God they understood each other but God felt insulted from his manner of speech and punished Him to live on the Earth and to marry a monkey female who have had many lovers before!
     

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