the midget.

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  1. jkcerda

    jkcerda Newly Registered

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    good evening people, I am a midget (by my brothers standards) because well I am the last born & mom forgot how to make them tall and handsome so short & ugly it was..... anyways hope we can all have some civil discourse . and if you think you are winning the debate just think about one thing, how good can you look by beating up the little guy? have some compassion and let me win every once & a while , been married 23 years and God (Thor) knows I NEVER get to win there so give me some leeway here :p
     
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    Welcome aboard the PF jkcerda
     
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    Hoosier8 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Hah, my best childhood friend was 5’0” and my Mom, God test her soul, said we were only friends because he was short. Mom could say some real silly things.
     
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    Think of it this way - more people will have a swing and a miss, since you don't have to duck much.... :)

    Well to the board!
     
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    Hotdogr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I was chatting with a woman in a bar once, and told her I always thought I was ugly.

    She said: "Aww, come on. You're not ugly... you're just unattractive."

    I asked her what was the difference and she said: "Well, occasionally, I'll sleep with an ugly guy."

    :D
     
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    I used to be over six feet tall. Then one day I got into a fight with this guy that told me he was going to pound my head so hard I'd have to cut holes in my socks just to see my way home.

    I won the fight, but now I'm down to 5' 5" ....now about that civil discourse thing... Good Luck.
     
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