The Worst Music You've Ever Heard Thread?!?!

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  1. MVictorP

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    I liked them, a lot maybe. But too much is too much. I think they are vastly over-rated, even in comparison with artists in their own time. It's grown into a cult - it's ridiculous.

    I force myself to like some of it, but in the whole - yeah. What's fascinating/irritating is that it just won't die, this facile crap. It's been what, 30 years now? A lot of better musical styles didn't last half as long.
     
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    Watch this and report on how much of your soul you have left.

     
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    This:
     
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    I can never understand that stupid song, “Bad boys, bad boys what are you going to do when they comfort you”. What is that, a commercial jingle for a massage parlour or something?

    massage 3.jpg
     
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    Inner Circle were alright.

    Sweat reminds me of Niomi's Oriental Massage.
     
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    What. The. ****. Is. This. Garbage.

    Wow.
     
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    Lofl. This is music?

    Seriously?
     
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    Yoko Ono, the best things in life are free.
    Heard the best bootleg version years ago.
     
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    One of the worst songs ever written.

     
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    And here's another.

     
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    And another.

     
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    Is that a joke?

    That's the theme from Cops.

    Watcha gonna do when they come for you, meaning the police.
     
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    This isn't the worst song ever, it's worse than that ;)

     
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    William Shatner is pure genius not convinced this shouldn't be on the best song ever list at the same time ;)
     
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    Dubious honour of only 2 songs (At the time at least) to go to No.1 then drop from No.1 and then go back to No.1

    You'll have to go far to beat the UK for ridiculous No.1 singles!
     
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    You're just making that up.
     
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    I think this one wins the thread.
     
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    Back in 2012, in post #73, I also referred to Yoko Ono. I think most people are either too young to have heard her, or have repressed the memory.

    She has a lousy voice, but that's not enough for true awfulness. After all, there are quite a few singers with bad voices that make good music. She just has it all. A lousy voice. Can't carry a tune. Always flat. No sense of rhythm. Can't remember any lyrics. And she looks like a malnourished Kim Jong Un.

    For your "enjoyment". Just remember, some things can't be unheard/unseen.



    Some of the comments from the youtube page:

    "My favorite part is woaaaaaahahahahwoaaahahahhahahhuhhuhhuhu"

    "Yoko Ono is a pay back for Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

    "The people clapped at the end cause she stopped"

    "she can do this and be called an artist, but when I do it I get put in a special ed class"

    "They shot the wrong person..."
     
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    Scarborough monkeying it up.

     
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    Is Morning Joe Chandler from friends? I'm pretty convinced he is ;)
     
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    Atonal guitar hands down the WORST music (if you can call it that) I have ever heard.
     

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