Two people in critical condition after being 'exposed to unknown substance'

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    Its the Harry Potter strain of novochuck it affects non-wizzards.....
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    Someone should tell that copper he should be in a bio-suit. :mrgreen:
     
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    ...i'm thinking he may be a wizzard thus immune....you know how the police like inclusivity and diversity (not the dance troupe!) so i'm sure they have a few in the ranks. Also since it's in Amesbury I guess they'll have a few forensic druids checking fluids....:D
     
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    The point is, if two ordinary Joes copped a dose of novichok, that means anybody could, so who's going to be next?? :shock: It could be me!! :omfg: Don't panic!!
     
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    I guess those damned Russians just don't have any Skrupals ......:D......
     
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    Let's hope 'weapons grade Novichok' maintains a 0% kill rate for us!
     
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    The female has carked it. What I'd like to know is this . . . it reportedly cost the taxpayers about £1billion to decontaminate Salisbury and was given the all-clear, and yet this pair stumbled upon some Novichok apparently without any difficulty whatsoever.** How the **** does that work?

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...wn-sturgess-woman-dies-exposure-a8437776.html

    ** I still believe they had some impure recreational drug.
     
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    'Extraordinary level of demand' on Wiltshire Police"

    Hardly surprising with all this novichok around? [​IMG]

    ""We understand that our initial response to the incident may have looked alarming, but we hope you appreciate why we needed to take this highly precautionary measure," they added.

    "We thank you all for your patience and understanding."

    Oh that's alright - they're used to it by now! :oops: The bloke probably got blotto by over-indulging because Engerland lost to Croatia. :roll: And with all those blue-light vehicles on scene (wot, no Hazmats?? :roflol:) he certainly can't complain about the emergency services response.
     

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