What Would Be Your Dream Job?

A lab assistant to Nikola Tesla, Richard Feynman or Michael Faraday

 

1.) An Archaeologist that discovers that the Egyptian pyramids are more than 10,000 years old. (;

2.) An paranormal invesgatior

 

A gator hunter like on "swamp people".

 

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Me my self. exactly what I'm doing (electrical contractor), but wish more people could afford my services...that way no more 6am projects!

 

I like my job and have for a long time- advertising. But if there are two that must be truly awesome:

1. 3rd string quarterback for the Chicago Bears- train hard at camp, then take stats for the rest of the season, collect a check. Easy!
2. Weatherman- be wrong almost all the time, and keep your job!

 

Own my own gun shop.
In Key West.
Private sales only by appointment only.
Nothing but higher end revolvers, Colt snake guns, SAAs and Smith & Wessons.
Original pre to right after post war Colt 1911s and smaller Colt pocket semi autos.
OK, with the occasional AR. Otherwise only custom ARs and belt feds.

 

What would be my dream job? One that effects positive change in the lives of others.

 

being a house husband to a generous wealthy heiress

 

Teaching employees and management how to treat their co-workers. Seriously, I've had so many jobs that would've been tolerable if it weren't for the idiots I had to work with.

The problem is that you can't deal with some people in the work environment as you'd deal with them outside that environment. Outside of work, I would've beaten the (*)(*)(*)(*) out of some people I've had to deal with. But, a lot of the people I've had to deal with have had the right connections with the right people at work.

 

Playing with dogs. Maybe a trainer.

 

Helicopter

 

I met this woman who was a paid holiday and trip advisor. She would travel the world to go to exotic locations and stay at fancy hotels while she took a few pictures and wrote a few articles about the places she had visited. She worked fror 2 publications and she was paid well. Not a job for someone with a family but if you are single I can't think of a better one.

 

They pay me a million US$ for doing nothing.

or

pay me to kill bad people legally.

or

blue movie actor.

 

I'd build ridiculously expensive custom guitars for filthy rich customers.
Once I'd get rich enough myself, I'd start building normal ones and give them to poor kids for free.

 

Honestly? Cyborg bodyguard for a high-ranking UNSC diplomat.

 

Medical illustrator would be a great job. I love and am OK at art, and I'm good at the health sciences.

 

Lets see

Major Network Security Expert/Pen Tester

Professional Wrestler/Wrestling Creative Writer for WWE

 

You wannabe the Major, but the Major really is a tortured soul. She's in love with Batou and he with her but they can't let on because Aramaki wouldn't tolerate it as unprofessional

I've actually tried to write travelogues in the hope that the Viking Rivers Cruises might hire me on as a guide

 

At least up to a few years ago Pro Wrestler was an awful job unless you were a headliner and even then you didn't make millions and were injured out in a few years. It also typecasts you as a movie star

 

Yeah, I know. I've followed it since I can remember (4? 5 years old I think). I know the ins and outs of the business pretty well. I think I'm a bit to old to be a big star, but it would be fun to do creative (even though I hear it's a helluva stressful job working for Vince McMahon)

 

Masseur in Playboy Mansion.

 

Mattress tester for Sealy posturepedic.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Naw, for real? Gentleman farmer. Sit on the porch, sip iced tea and watch my melon and tea plants ripen under the sun. Come harvest time? Well, that's where you guys come in. You would be KEY to my organization.

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What if the Hefster himself wanted a "round the world" massage? Run!!!

 

Yeah I'm not given ole hughey a happy ending, that's all you my man.

 

Astronaut to Mars.