Ah Spring...when the Earth begins to flower anew! For me it marks the beginning of the yearly contest between women of all ages and shapes to see who can appear in public the most unclothed without meeting the legal definition of that state....and take offense at men who gaze at them a bit too long. Thank God for mirrored sunglasses!
Because spring is tornado season here, which means I get to watch our local meteorologist have an on-air live TV orgasm every time he thinks one is going to touch down. It's quite hilarious...
Spring is all about sex. What's not to like? Everything from the fauna to the flora are getting it on. Did you know that fruits are plant ovaries?
