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    Everything you've always wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask, and other things.


    Why do Flo et al at Progressive Insurance always wear aprons?
     
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    Why are condoms always so small?
     
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    Why don't women list their desired number of orgasms on their driver's license?

    It would make third dates so much more predictable.
     
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    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
     
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    Why does a rabbit go around hiding chicken eggs?
     
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    That was a funny made by comedian Steven Wright.
     
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    I stole it from Gallagher
     
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    That video didn't show that line but you may be right.
     
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    It's older than that. Wide hips I think. One size fits all. Isn't a random 7 digit enough? Ancient Babylon had incomplete knowledge of biology. Parkways are ways of getting through a park.
     
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    The apron... I think I know why. Aprons protect you...like insurance.

    Why do cats have to think about things so long before acting?
     
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    Trying to decide if it's worth the effort...
     
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    Ah! I thought it was stage fright.
     
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    Why does everyone want equal rights but no one wants equal lefts?
     
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    Because Lefts are already equal.
     
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