Quotable Quotes 2007 Edition - Page 11

apotropoxy · #**101** (**permalink**) 05-21-2007, 09:11 AM

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Emperor Justinian:
I'm a great debater.

ICantBreathe · #**102** (**permalink**) 05-22-2007, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Joker";p=&quot

I'm still trying to figure out how to get him to sleep at around 9 o'clock or so in a two room apartment when my laugh and I stay up until 12 most nights.

Wow. This guy must have one heck of a laugh, to feel the need to refer to it almost like it's another distinct human being.

exigent · #**103** (**permalink**) 05-23-2007, 10:39 AM

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apotropoxy wrote (View Post):

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jcwang wrote (View Post):Every time when I bring up the national health care issue, people think that is a form of socialism and we, United States will not , can not adopt such a system.
Just look around the world most of democratic nations such as: Canada, British, France and even Taiwan all have national health care. Although is not a perfect system but it's better than nothing or at least it cut off the middle man - insurance company, to make medical expense more reasonable.

What's wrong with us? What are we afraid for? I am all for NATIONAL HEALTH CARE. THE TIME IS NOW!

You have asked a very important question, JC.
We native Americans have internalized a great deal of guilt and, as a result, do not believe we deserve health care. It is the baleful legacy of the marriage between our extremist individualism and Christianity's doctrine of personal worthlessness.

Catchy

Force-of-the-Truth · #**104** (**permalink**) 05-23-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by abu-afak";p=&quot

Gibson’s Father Convinces Jews To Give Up World Control

By Dan Barash
Mar 25, 2004,

Bowing to intense pressure from Mel Gibson’s father, Jews announced today that they would no longer control the world. In a press release, Jews stated, “Although we have thoroughly enjoyed the challenges of world domination for the last 300 years, we feel it's time for gentiles to take control of their own affairs. We plan to spend more time with our families and pursue other interests.”

That is only part of a brilliant mock news article.

apotropoxy · #**105** (**permalink**) 05-30-2007, 08:39 AM

Government Cheese:

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for All intensive purposes, I'd rather be in Iraq.

For all intents and purposes, perhaps he is.

ashleykennedy · #**106** (**permalink**) 05-30-2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Force-of-the-Truth";p=&quot

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Originally Posted by abu-afak";p=&quot

Gibson’s Father Convinces Jews To Give Up World Control

By Dan Barash
Mar 25, 2004,

Bowing to intense pressure from Mel Gibson’s father, Jews announced today that they would no longer control the world. In a press release, Jews stated, “Although we have thoroughly enjoyed the challenges of world domination for the last 300 years, we feel it's time for gentiles to take control of their own affairs. We plan to spend more time with our families and pursue other interests.”

That is only part of a brilliant mock news article.

http://jeffweintraub.blogspot.com/20...d-control.html

Written by Dan Barash here on Jeff Weintraub's site

With pictures:-

http://www.glossynews.com/artman/pub...trol-590.shtml

But it is still a fun article.

Colin-D · #**107** (**permalink**) 06-02-2007, 12:45 PM

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Justinian wrote:
Phew. What a relief. I thought for a moment you were insidious and destructive like Liberalman, Raytri or javaBlack.

Java, I never knew you were insidious and destructive.

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Justinian wrote:
Don't you God(*)(*)(*)(*) dare to dare call me a "KKK Member" you ignorant diaper-wearing ankle-biter. I'd crush your empty little skull and you haven't the slightest inkling who you're talking to.

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Boogie People:
Let's say you work at McDonalds. You make plenty of money to pay the bills, and maybe have some fun on the weekends.

amepro · #**108** (**permalink**) 06-03-2007, 05:39 PM

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Let's say you work at McDonalds. You make plenty of money to pay the bills, and maybe have some fun on the weekends.

...and then you wake up and realize that you are not the CEO of Mickey d's; you're just a burger flipper.

JavaBlack · #**109** (**permalink**) 06-06-2007, 01:01 PM

ashley-kennedy said:

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Britain needs Europe, Britain needs immigration. Britain needs a Rebellion

The only reason it struck me as funny is because I was kind of tired when I read it.
I found myself wondering why ashley-kennedy thought his country needed a moderate Massachussetts Republican.