My most recent favourite:

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We've got rules and maps and guns in our backs, but we still can't just behave ourselves. Even if to save our own lives, we are a brutal kind. The Shins

classic!!!

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I gave myself to Jesus, but now he never calls.

J. Nehru NY Times Magazine: The forces of a capitalist society if left unchecked tend to make the rich richer and the poor poorer.

Buying and Selling is essentially anti-social. Edw. Bellamy

Disraeli: There are 3 kinds of lies: Lies, (*)(*)(*)(*)ed Lies, and Statistics

Walt Kelly's "Pogo": We have met the enemy and he is us.

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There is no sin except stupidity. Oscar Wilde
The first casualty when war comes is Truth.
It is best to win without fighting. Chinese Proverb

I didn't want to disrupt a serious thread, so I thought I'd demonstrate the way my mind works here instead...

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It's the difference between suicide and slow capitulation... - Jim Morrison