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Old 03-13-2007, 12:20 PM
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This had to be preserved so that others with the ability to comprehend might learn of the horrors therein.

In fact the whole "We're doomed" thread this came from has got to be one of the best if not the best thread of all time.
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JP5 wrote: You see----the problem is that President Bush is naive. He has always believed you go for qualified and no litmus test for political party.
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You can be both conservative (traditionalist), authoritarian (demand strict regulation), and monocratic (autocratic) and still be promoting the survival of the human race like Captain Picard in Star Trek and Kevin Sorbo's character on Andromeda.
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This was a post by Justinian. Had me in stitches.
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As a mod, I should have edited this. I guess I'll do it after I'm done here. It's so funny though.

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Skepticism without a doubt? This was one of the best puns we've had so far, intentional or not.
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Could he have meant "There is, without a doubt, room for skepticism"?
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a. Don't semantically rain on Java's parade.

b. Don't rain semantically on Java's parade.

c. Don't rain on Java's parade semantically.

d. Semantically, don't rain on Java's parade.
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Could he have meant "There is, without a doubt, room for skepticism"?
I'm certain that's what he actually meant... But it came out as a pun. Puns are unforgiving and merciless.
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Indeed. That's why they call it pun-ishment.
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a. Don't semantically rain on Java's parade.

b. Don't rain semantically on Java's parade.

c. Don't rain on Java's parade semantically.

d. Semantically, don't rain on Java's parade.
You forgot the Yoda version!

e. Rain on Java's parade, semantically don't.
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