As a sensive European male, well intouch with my feminine side, I have a question for the Fragrant Lady Posters.

In the UK it is a well known fact that certain males who drive large and flash cars do so because of the Big car, little D I C K syndrome.

As we do not have legal gun ownership over here, does the same type of syndrome apply, the bigger the gun, the smaller the D I C K?

Now I can't speak for the fragrant lady posters, but I can speak for the big Dicked among us! And the answer is yes. We also know this fact about the flashy cars, and the small penis! It is called hummer syndrome!!

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Beatitude # 9- "Blessed are those who spread freedom and democracy, for they shall invade the earth!"

Im Irish....


Im staying out of any "big dick" discussions.


lol.

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Men with small penises usually seek to solve their inadequacies with romantic conquest. Real men with big dicks love guns!

Sir,

I take umbrage at your attempt to link the size of ones automobile to the size of ones unmentionables.

I regularly enjoy brisk drives in the countryside in a large car, and I can assure you that my dear wife Fanny has never had cause for complaint.

If I may be so bold, I would also like to point out guns are most certainly legal in our great country. Only last week I was out with my good acquaintance, Lord Cartington on a grouse shoot. It was a most agreeable day.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.

I drive a 1963 Peel P50, myself.

Given my own equestrian-like equipment, I suspect there may be something to this theory. Afterall, I don't even own a car.

Plumb you are a cad sir,its was you who murdered mrs white in the liberary, she was repulsed by your miniscule penis and mellon like testicle! cribbins has to place them on two flower pots in a wheel barrow and walk behind you, but plumb you have served your sentence you bounder, and from now on I will be watching, we dont want to offend johnny foreigner.
Also august the 5th is the starts of grousers, so you are up to your old poaching tricks, and when you were out shooting up something, with that prancing old queen "horse" Cartington Cribbins and I were giving Fanny a double header on the bonnets of your rather small Delarge,

Ps Fanny's not that dear she only charged cribbens and me a fiver each including "tradesmans entrance"

Your humble servant the Right Hon B L Zeebub

Sir,

I am truly appalled at your course language; A sign, if any were needed, that you are nothing but a ruffian.

I have had to banish Fanny from my study lest she caught sight of your vulgar insinuations regarding her morals.

Begone vile scoundrel, lest you feel the back of my hand.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.

Madam,
Your false airs and graces do not fool me,you are Arthur "Victoria" Plumb, the infamous cross dresser, who frequent the rear entrance of the Reform Club in Pallmall looking for any drunken "nob" to "plumb" your vile depths.

You are Madam a Puttock and also a Strumpet.

Your place or mine? BL Zeebub