The only knot that matters is the one which equals 1.150779 miles per hour.

I guess that would depend on what you do.

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My Dad gave me just three wonderfull pieces of advice that have stood me in good stead.

1 Its nice in the sun but its better in the daughter!

2 Never beat anything you can lick!

3 Never never never fall asleep before your partner!

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"Some people have recurrent behavior issues" Catz, proof please?

Not all Religion is a load of bollocks,The United Church of the Latter Day Tangental Tarts is moist yet crisp

Im a Tart, What! you want some of this

Here is my list of things every woman needs to know:

1) How to fix a toilet.
2) How to shut off the water and power to a house at the main.
3) How to install a light fixture.
4) How to hang a shelf or picture.
5) How to fix a flat tire.
6) How to mow a yard.

These are all things I've learned to do since getting divorced. When I was growing up, my parents made my brother learn certain skills, and made me learn other skills. He still doesn't know how to do a load of laundry or cook a meal. I've had to learn all of the above.

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