squire,

any chance you can post a photo of your wife's Fanny? that Plump visage would be a welcome sight for most of us.

welcome to the forum, and that is also extended to your affectation.

with kindest regards, and a wistfulness for the above described photo,

bubba

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Sir,

Welcome to the forum. But I do have a simple question for you. How is it that you enjoy a grouse hunt without the aid of a good dog team. I know that many will hunt without, by in my personal experience the hunt is always more enjoyable if aided by a team dogs that were trained by your own hand.

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Jones:- We're going to teach them climbing, abseiling, canoeing, archery, shooting...

Interviewer:- Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

Jones:- I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range.

Interviewer:- Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
You're equipping them to become violent killers.

Jones:- Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one are you?

Sir,

I can assure you that when I go grouse hunting, dogs are never far away.
I no longer have the vigour of youth and value the fine retreiving skills of a good setter.

It is with great shame that you live in the colonies, otherwise it would have been my honour to invite you to join Lord Cartington and I in a shoot.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.

Sir,

Thank you very much for the invitation. I may actually have the opportunity to attend a joint training conference in Credenhill late this year. But I highly doubt that I will have time for much else.

S/F
C-D-P

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Jones:- We're going to teach them climbing, abseiling, canoeing, archery, shooting...

Interviewer:- Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

Jones:- I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range.

Interviewer:- Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
You're equipping them to become violent killers.

Jones:- Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one are you?

Victoria,

I am sorry I did not formally introduce myself to you before we indulged in a little social intercourse on another thread.

I do find Fonseca a tad gauche, I prefer for my daytime libation, a well decanted Cockburn from the "pipe" we have in the celler.

How is Fanny? as you know we meet on occasion for an afternoon of Cockburn's and some horizontal "military two step".

Victoria, you really must stick to the letter of the laws, the grouse shooting season is not till August the 12th.

I await your posts with

Bubba you will have to ask Cribbins, Victoria's man servant for the pic's of me and Fanny by gas light.

Firstly, I have noticed you are attempting to pass yourself off as a learned gentleman. However, your witticisms and bon mots are of a poor standard and reveal you to be the fraud that you are.

Now down to business:
I am afraid I don't know who this Victoria is. I am of the male species.

If I may offer some advice. Too much cockburn can be rather painful, and you may want to visit your physician for some ointment.

Being a gentleman, one finds oneself moving in high circles. The landed gentry have privilages that lesser people don't. Flexibility with the grouse hunting season is just one of these privilages.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.

Welcome Hornblower

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