Bringing this back to more civilized discussion. Are you still young enough to see the tail band on a hen? Do you willingly hunt the hen?

How do you feel about other hunts?

Only grouse?

Deer, pheasant, partridge, quail, fox, duck, goose, bear?

If my questions are too personal, please let me know. I neither pretend to be nor am I a gentleman (I am an enlisted man, and by proclamation can not be defined as a gentleman). But game is an interest of mine.

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Jones:- We're going to teach them climbing, abseiling, canoeing, archery, shooting...

Interviewer:- Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

Jones:- I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range.

Interviewer:- Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
You're equipping them to become violent killers.

Jones:- Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one are you?

ya really nice I am swiggin a box of white with a blush delish and welcome aboard ya bastard!!

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Aint but three things in this world thats worth a solitary dime,
But old dogs and children and watermelon wine.
Tom T. Hall
http://www.obamatruth.org/

Do not play the inocent with me! the Sobriquet "Victoria" as in that fine English "Fruit" the Victoria Plum, was given to you by Capt Richard "Dick" Pole of the Queens own Lancers for your "entertainment" of the "Lancers" in Chelsea Barracks dressed as Lili Marleen whilst singing "Das madchen unter der laterne" how you managed to smoke the "cigars" proffered by the Lancers at the same time is beyond reason.

All of the above can be reviewed in the "London Gazette" the headline was "the fruit never fall far from the tree".

Physicians Why would I need a Physician when your good lady wife Fanny natural and organic unctions aniont it on a regular basis.

As to Bon Mots the only "Mot" I have any desire to reproduce is Fanny's.

With reference to your "high circles" comment, as dear old Winston Churchill said, to quote "a liberal is a man/woman with both feet planted firmly in mid-air"

You are Sir/Madam, a liberal in womens clothing! come out of the closet! and you must try to resist "going Down for bussiness" even though I am told you are an "artist" in that form of exercise!

You are Sir, my servant

B L Zeebub

I wonder if perchance you are an Old Gordonstounian? Plus est en vous and all that?

Myself I went to Fettes.... where we too kept our shot guns within our lockers incase the chance to bag a rabbit pheasant, grouse or a new-boy presented itself to "our circle" Bunbury, Algernon and myself.


Welcome aboard by the way

Sir,

I do occasionally hunt pheasant and quail. The other animals on your list either do not tempt me or do not live in my country.

You may not be a gentleman, but you are a military man, and for that sir, you should be eternally proud.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.