Allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Mr. Horatio Plumb, Esq.

I first stumbled on this delightful forum whilst working in my study enjoying a fine glass of port.
"Horatio", I said; "This seems a most agreeable place to partake in the rough and tumble of politics."

I look forward to getting involved in lively banter and exchanging witticisms with you fine Gentleman and Ladies. And of course, regale you with stories of my butler Cribbins and my dear wife Fanny.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.

Welcome to the forum, what kind of port? Was it vintage, tawny, ruby or late bottled vintage? Your answer may define you.

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ABoyNamedSue - Speaking of Crestwoods posts - And then there'll be some link to some page, written in hindu or something, talking about sherpas and A&W root beer, and how George Bush is to blame for some Jewish neo-nazi death camp, run by Elvis Presley, on the far side of the moon that's been busted for killing kittens or something

That's just funny. Nice.


Welcome to the club Horatio Plumb Esq.

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I dig the dialect

Greetings, H.P.E I have only been here a short while myself, but I do look forward to reading whatever witticisms you might offer by way of your dear Butler's fanny.

We usually call someone in that position a "house boy" here in the states, but I can understand the need for a certain degree of propriety on the subject.

Good day to you sir! I hope you will find this forum up to your clearly high standards and tastes.

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Im a Tarte, what! you want some of this?



"Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead." -Thomas Paine

Do you know Colonel Mustard?

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Order without liberty and liberty without order are equally destructive. - Theodore Roosevelt

I mainly like the forum because i haven't seen many posts where people just cuss or make really stupid statements. It seems like people have more control in this.

Sir,

Real gentlemen, as I'm sure you are aware, only drink the best vintages.
I'm currently quaffing a superb '77 Fonseca.

Yours,
Horatio Plumb, Esq.

Welcome Horatio. Enjoy the forum!