I need my index files collated or whatever it is you do. I am looking for a warm body, containing a pulse and a heart beat ...and oh yeah...with a brain.

please apply for the position at iloveyouforyourmind@joeblows.arrg

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When a true genius appears in the world, you may know them by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against them.
-Jonathan Swift

---"Thoughts On Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting."

My qualifications are a little different.

A warm body, short skirt.......something like this:

she has a hairlip?

it's kinda cute, but does she lisp?

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When a true genius appears in the world, you may know them by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against them.
-Jonathan Swift

---"Thoughts On Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting."