I am, however, new or at least fairly unknown to most current members of this site. Therefore, I thought it would be nice to introduce myself seeing as it is the summer time, and I may be around a bit more often (maybe).

I am a man, a man who has entered into his epic middle age, with one wife and one child. I reside in Free People's Republic of New Jersey (yes, I'm currently leading a movement to secede from the union.

During my tenure at this site, I have been declared a neocon warmonger, a prissy liberal terror-lover, and everything in between, and honestly,on any given day, I may be all of these things. You see, I don't consider myself on anyone's side here. I don't consider myself part of the political process, although I am fascinated by it. I don't vote, and I will not be voting in November. I'm an outsider looking in, on my own side, so to speak.

I am a hypocritical, perverted philosopher, a humanitarian and a philantropist with a history of drug abuse. I am a criminal; I've done my time in prison. I've traveled overseas several times, and spent two years in Japan. I am a excellent liar, which helps me in my career as an educator (fellow teachers will know what I mean).

I try to be, always, unpredictable.

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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!

I'm Perham, nice to meet you! welcome to the forum pal... NOT! (read it with borat's accent)

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I crave therefore I am and that is all I ever feel
I hoped you'd understand, One love, One pain, One enemy
I toast to misery, as I dig into the devil's bone
And for eternity the pain became me
Unholy me alone...

Did someone really call you a neocon marwonger? Hmm. Kinda makes me respect you a little bit. What's a marwonger?

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

Ah, but some of us do their homework. Everybody leaves bread crumbs here, so if anybody is at all interesting, then it is an easy mater to research.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening......... but this wasn't it. -- Marx

Remember the canadian, Paul?

Happy now? Sheesh...

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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!

Since you have spent time in the stockade, you more than likely had a felony conviction
...therefore
it's not a question of choosing not to vote...
you can't vote,
even if you wanted to.

I believe he said he's been called a warwonger - which would probably be someone who goes to war with their wong, or uses their wong in a war-like manner. I'll leave it to you to visualize that concept...

Please to make your acquaintance Joker! I'm SpotsCat, one of the refugees who came over in the exodus earlier this month.

'Till we meet again!

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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." - Groucho Marx

What's a warwonger?

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

I hate you.

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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!

Then, uh... welcome new member!

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Sorry I's late, but dere was a documentry on about monkeys.