|
|
06-26-2008, 04:24 AM
|
||||
|
||||
the most stupid person you've ever dated
it must be a date. and how was she/he?
__________________
Darkness imprisoning me All that I see Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell Land mine has taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my soul Left me with life in hell 
|
| Sponsored Links |
| Red Cross - Donate Today Save the Rainforest |
|
06-26-2008, 04:27 AM
|
||||
|
||||
A Gentleman™ does not kiss and tell.
__________________
. "When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!" -Capt. Zapp Branigan The United Church of the Latter Day Tangential Tarts
|
|
06-26-2008, 04:28 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
I've dated a girl a year ago, she was so (*)(*)(*)(*) rich and (*)(*)(*)(*) stupid! you should have seen her. during the date everytime I asked her about her interests, it ended in telling what have happened yesterday with one of her friends. really, it was a boring date. she was pretty though.
__________________
Darkness imprisoning me All that I see Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell Land mine has taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my soul Left me with life in hell
|
|
06-26-2008, 05:30 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
Oops, never mind. I just got back from literotica. I think I found it.
__________________
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening......... but this wasn't it. -- Marx
|
|
06-26-2008, 05:46 AM
|
||||
|
||||
Quote:
edit Beware the Awesome Power of boobies 
__________________
. "When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!" -Capt. Zapp Branigan The United Church of the Latter Day Tangential Tarts Last edited by Tedminator; 06-26-2008 at 05:48 AM.
|
|
06-26-2008, 06:10 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Hmmmm... Hard to remember. I only seriously dated twice. One is my wife, who is smarter than me. The other wasn't all that bright, but she was more insane than stupid.
But looking back to my one-date wonders... I think the dumbest one was the one I was set up with by my friend's girlfriend (who wanted me out of the way I guess). After one date I felt no real need to see her again and I figure she lost interest by the end (I think she was one of those who considered sex on the first date a norm and I just gave her a hug and left at the door). I don't know if she was all that dumb, but she certainly wasn't smart. Not a very interesting story I guess. Start a crazy ex-girlfriend thread and I might have something.
__________________
"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!" -opening from Tales From the Darkside
|
|
06-26-2008, 06:11 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
I hate big boobies. whores have such boobies.
__________________
Darkness imprisoning me All that I see Absolute horror I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell Land mine has taken my sight Taken my speech Taken my hearing Taken my arms Taken my legs Taken my soul Left me with life in hell
|
|
06-26-2008, 06:31 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
But itwas a blind date
Well, we arranged to meet in a bar down in old Soho. I can't remember the name of the bar, but people would probably recognize the place if they had been there because it's the spot where you drink their champaign and it tastes just like coca cola. That's the Mexican style coke, btw, which is still made with real sugar.
She recognized me the moment I walked in the bar. I don't know why, but maybe it's because I described myself as not being the most physical guy in the world, or something, but she walked right up to me and in this sort of dark brown voice asked me to dance, then proceeded to squeeze me tight. It nearly broke my spine! It's funny, cause I'm not that dumb, but I couldn't understand how she could walk like a woman, but talk like a man.........
__________________
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening......... but this wasn't it. -- Marx
|
|
06-26-2008, 06:56 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
..
Quote:
__________________
Catz: "And, the ever-sage Volvo Driver:"
|
|
06-26-2008, 07:38 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
The current Mrs Blz, she married me
__________________
None. Mod edit to remove profanity. Fools to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am stuck up the middle of you! "Some people have recurrent behavior issues" Catz, proof please? Not all Religion is a load of bollocks,The United Church of the Latter Day Tangental Tarts is moist yet crisp Im a Tart, What! you want some of this 
|
 |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Person A and Person B | wind | Gay & Lesbian Rights | 23 | 07-10-2008 09:25 PM |
| Ban the person above you | votetheoneyouhatetheleast | Off-Topic Chat | 369 | 05-19-2008 06:53 PM |
| moore makes me look stupid. o'reilly makes you look stupid. | MICcheck | Media & Commentators | 8 | 09-08-2004 11:04 AM |
| More proof (although dated) that Texas is the Twilight Zone | PJO34 | Political Opinions & Beliefs | 24 | 08-18-2004 01:15 PM |
| another person in need of help | puzzlwiz | Political Science | 12 | 08-09-2004 01:07 AM |
| Sponsored Links |
|
Linear Mode
