Thread: Sodomized for Allah

This must have taken a couple of days of intense 'stretching'

Neil Lansing, a homeless Florida man, went before a judge this past Friday after being arrested for an unidentified charge. Really, that’s not the interesting part of the story. No, the real grabber was the 30 items shoved up Lansing’s poop hole, as he stood before a judge in court.

The judge sent Lansing to jail, where a corrections officer noticed part of a condom sticking out of the inmate’s anus during a routine body cavity search. After removing said condom, sheriff’s deputies found 17 blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, an empty syringe, lip balm, a second, unused condom, a CVS pharmacy receipt, and a coupon.

http://weinterrupt.com/2011/02/inmat...in-his-rectum/

explosives are boring!

there are amazing things the OP can cover in this thread stuffed up peoples rectums

what happened?

all the Muslim haters disappeared now to another thread?

oh well

heres another few whose 'Western' imams must have stretched these guys wide enought to get a coffee jar and his collection of pins and a pair of glasses up there

Originally Posted by OJLeb

Wallah I knew this would be posted by one of you on this forum. Fortunately this was quickly refuted.

Yup, this is a hoax. And the usual people once again fall for a David Horowitz inspired hoax.

http://electronicintifada.net/blogs/...amophobic-hoax

I dont know if it is or is not a hoax, but it is clearly not from David Horowitz and is instead from a linked to, 2010 Arab news video

Originally Posted by OJLeb

Wallah I knew this would be posted by one of you on this forum. Fortunately this was quickly refuted.

Yup, this is a hoax. And the usual people once again fall for a David Horowitz inspired hoax.

http://electronicintifada.net/blogs/...amophobic-hoax

Great, another possible thread of PF conservatives lying again. Is there anything they dont lie about?

Originally Posted by MegadethFan

haha the story is hilarious - so is the claim Muslims actually think terrorism and "jihad" as this ignorant writer describes is acceptable. Jihad is NOT the pinnacle of Islam, at least, not as the overwhelming majority of people have known, practiced and preached the religion.

Allah's Apostle said: "I have been ordered (by Allah) to fight against the people until they testify that none has the right to be worshipped but Allah and that Muhammad is Allah's Apostle, and offer the prayers perfectly and give the obligatory charity, so if they perform that, then they save their lives and property from me except for Islamic laws and then their reckoning (accounts) will be done by Allah."

Volume 1, Book 2, Number 25:
Allah's Apostle was asked, "What is the best deed?" He replied, "To believe in Allah and His Apostle (Muhammad). The questioner then asked, "What is the next (in goodness)? He replied, "To participate in Jihad (religious fighting) in Allah's Cause."


Volume 1, Book 2, Number 25:
The Prophet said, "The person who participates in (Holy battles) in Allah's cause and nothing compels him to do so except belief in Allah and His Apostles, will be recompensed by Allah either with a reward, or booty (if he survives) or will be admitted to Paradise (if he is killed in the battle as a martyr). Had I not found it difficult for my followers, then I would not remain behind any sariya going for Jihad and I would have loved to be martyred in Allah's cause and then made alive, and then martyred and then made alive, and then again martyred in His cause."

Originally Posted by dixon76710

Allah's Apostle said: "I have been ordered (by Allah) to fight against the people until they testify that none has the right to be worshipped but Allah and that Muhammad is Allah's Apostle, and offer the prayers perfectly and give the obligatory charity, so if they perform that, then they save their lives and property from me except for Islamic laws and then their reckoning (accounts) will be done by Allah."

Volume 1, Book 2, Number 25:
Allah's Apostle was asked, "What is the best deed?" He replied, "To believe in Allah and His Apostle (Muhammad). The questioner then asked, "What is the next (in goodness)? He replied, "To participate in Jihad (religious fighting) in Allah's Cause."


Volume 1, Book 2, Number 25:
The Prophet said, "The person who participates in (Holy battles) in Allah's cause and nothing compels him to do so except belief in Allah and His Apostles, will be recompensed by Allah either with a reward, or booty (if he survives) or will be admitted to Paradise (if he is killed in the battle as a martyr). Had I not found it difficult for my followers, then I would not remain behind any sariya going for Jihad and I would have loved to be martyred in Allah's cause and then made alive, and then martyred and then made alive, and then again martyred in His cause."

Hey look, you can quote the Quran, good on you mate. Can you spell your name as well?


What is the point of cherry picking quotes out of context and with no analysis? LOL Try that with the Bible. You can justify genocide, stoning, rape, etc etc - all of which is not once mentioned in the Quran.

Originally Posted by MegadethFan

Hey look, you can quote the Quran, good on you mate. Can you spell your name as well?


What is the point of cherry picking quotes out of context and with no analysis? LOL Try that with the Bible. You can justify genocide, stoning, rape, etc etc - all of which is not once mentioned in the Quran.

You ain't trying to tell us that Dixon is motivated by a partisan agenda are you?...Surely not.

Originally Posted by MegadethFan

Hey look, you can quote the Quran, good on you mate. Can you spell your name as well?


What is the point of cherry picking quotes out of context and with no analysis? .

Because they have more evidentiary value that the silly thoughts bouncing around in your head.