Did I ever mention to you that you were born on the same day as Howard Stern (January 12, 1954)? If I weren't a Christian, that would be enough to make me believe in astrology.

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"I am a Tory Anarchist. I should like every one to go about doing just as he pleased- short of altering any of the things to which I have grown accustomed." (Max Beerbohm)

The next woman Righty votes for, even if the job is town dog-catcher, will be his first. Apparently it's another set of apparatus, located a little closer to the ground, that Righty feels makes someone qualified for the job.