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Old 07-17-2008, 05:17 PM
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Israel PM lawyers quiz lead witness in graft probe

AFP - A Jewish-American millionaire at the heart of a widening corruption probe that could unseat Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert returned to court on Thursday to be cross-examined by Olmert's lawyers.




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Old 07-17-2008, 05:42 PM
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"I was with McCain last night and it was this big."



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"I was with McCain last night and it was this big."



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heheh ..not bad at all.




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I was thinking more along the lines of:

'Ya know President Ahmedinjehad, his wife told me last night that his johnson was this big'

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I was thinking more along the lines of:

'Ya know President Ahmedinjehad, his wife told me last night that his johnson was this big'

You know I was sleeping with Michelle Obama and she told me her husband's dick was this big.
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Or:

Missed it by that much.
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Israel PM lawyers quiz lead witness in graft probe

AFP - A Jewish-American millionaire at the heart of a widening corruption probe that could unseat Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert returned to court on Thursday to be cross-examined by Olmert's lawyers.




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"I became a millionaire to make up for my tiny Jewish schmeckle."
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