Thread: I believe the Wright Brothers flight was faked.

No person has ever "flown" in a heavier-than-air machine. It's faked. A heavier-than-air machine CANNOT fly. It defies the laws of physics and God.

"But, I've been on an airliner and ended up at my destination thousands of miles away". Faked. Manned aerial flight is a conspiracy by the Government, "air"line companies, "air"craft manufacturers etc....has been for 110 years.

Here's what happens. You go to one of these "air"ports and walk down a ramp into a big thing with wings and "windows", right? And they close the door and you look out that "window" and see it "moving" towards a "runway" and then it "goes up in the air" and you see "clouds and the ground", right?

Televisions. It's on tape.

What's really happening is the thing is loaded into a pneumatic tube (built since the 1920s) that connects all the major cities of the world. That rush of "acceleration" you feel is you being shot through the tube. Leaving the New York or Boston tube station....whooshing underground at 100s of miles an hour...and popping out in Los Angeles or Dallas or whatever. Then they roll it back up to a ramp, you get off and ...tah-dah, you're at your destination. NOT ONCE going up in the air.

"But, but...I've SEEN them take off". Mirrors and stage tricks. Any good magician can make a cape or a bunny rabbit or some girl in tights look like she's "flying".

"What about all the bombs dropped in World War-II, etc.?" Faked. They made plane noises, used tricks to fool the Germans, English, French, Japanese, Russians, etc. and bombs already placed on the ground by demolition teams were detonated. You really think a bomb that could destroy an ENTIRE CITY could have been "loaded" on a "B-29" and "flown" over Hiroshima and Nagasaki????

"What about aerial photographs?" Paintings. Super-realistic painting has been around for decades. And now, with computers, it's even easier. Google Earth is no more "real" than the "World of Warcraft".

"What were those things that crashed into the Twin Towers?"....oh, please. Go to the 9/11 Forum and THAT is easily explained.

This one is *almost* as ridiculous as the real thing

Originally Posted by Durandal

This one is *almost* as ridiculous as the real thing

PROVE to me that people have flown in "airplanes".

Originally Posted by Gorn Captain

PROVE to me that people have flown in "airplanes".

What are those things I see and hear flying above me that often leave contrails in the air?

Originally Posted by Durandal

What are those things I see and hear flying above me that often leave contrails in the air?

Genetically altered birds.

Originally Posted by Fangbeer

Genetically altered birds.

There are also the times (2 in all) I've boarded a plane and ended up somewhere in Europe, not to mention the similar return trips to the US. Maybe they drugged me and rushed me back and forth some other way? Whatever it is, this is one complicated conspiracy.

Originally Posted by Fangbeer

Genetically altered birds.

Simpler than that, they're pterodactyls in shiny suits, flying by fartpower, hence the contrails...

Originally Posted by Durandal

What are those things I see and hear flying above me that often leave contrails in the air?

Projections. Simple stage magic. You see a woman floating on a stage for Harry Houdini....Harry simply told the Government and "Aircraft" Manufacturers how to do it to look like "airplanes".

Emperor Constantine saw "crosses" in the air....were their jets back in the 4th Century?!?!? HA!

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Originally Posted by Durandal

There are also the times (2 in all) I've boarded a plane and ended up somewhere in Europe, not to mention the similar return trips to the US. Maybe they drugged me and rushed me back and forth some other way? Whatever it is, this is one complicated conspiracy.

No more complicated than accepting the RIDICULOUS idea that something HEAVIER-than-air could go UP in the air.

Originally Posted by Gorn Captain

No person has ever "flown" in a heavier-than-air machine. It's faked. A heavier-than-air machine CANNOT fly. It defies the laws of physics and God.

"But, I've been on an airliner and ended up at my destination thousands of miles away". Faked. Manned aerial flight is a conspiracy by the Government, "air"line companies, "air"craft manufacturers etc....has been for 110 years.

Here's what happens. You go to one of these "air"ports and walk down a ramp into a big thing with wings and "windows", right? And they close the door and you look out that "window" and see it "moving" towards a "runway" and then it "goes up in the air" and you see "clouds and the ground", right?

Televisions. It's on tape.

What's really happening is the thing is loaded into a pneumatic tube (built since the 1920s) that connects all the major cities of the world. That rush of "acceleration" you feel is you being shot through the tube. Leaving the New York or Boston tube station....whooshing underground at 100s of miles an hour...and popping out in Los Angeles or Dallas or whatever. Then they roll it back up to a ramp, you get off and ...tah-dah, you're at your destination. NOT ONCE going up in the air.

"But, but...I've SEEN them take off". Mirrors and stage tricks. Any good magician can make a cape or a bunny rabbit or some girl in tights look like she's "flying".

"What about all the bombs dropped in World War-II, etc.?" Faked. They made plane noises, used tricks to fool the Germans, English, French, Japanese, Russians, etc. and bombs already placed on the ground by demolition teams were detonated. You really think a bomb that could destroy an ENTIRE CITY could have been "loaded" on a "B-29" and "flown" over Hiroshima and Nagasaki????

"What about aerial photographs?" Paintings. Super-realistic painting has been around for decades. And now, with computers, it's even easier. Google Earth is no more "real" than the "World of Warcraft".

"What were those things that crashed into the Twin Towers?"....oh, please. Go to the 9/11 Forum and THAT is easily explained.

I think your post is an illusion...POOF!!

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Originally Posted by Gorn Captain

No person has ever "flown" in a heavier-than-air machine. It's faked. A heavier-than-air machine CANNOT fly. It defies the laws of physics and God.

"But, I've been on an airliner and ended up at my destination thousands of miles away". Faked. Manned aerial flight is a conspiracy by the Government, "air"line companies, "air"craft manufacturers etc....has been for 110 years.

Here's what happens. You go to one of these "air"ports and walk down a ramp into a big thing with wings and "windows", right? And they close the door and you look out that "window" and see it "moving" towards a "runway" and then it "goes up in the air" and you see "clouds and the ground", right?

Televisions. It's on tape.

What's really happening is the thing is loaded into a pneumatic tube (built since the 1920s) that connects all the major cities of the world. That rush of "acceleration" you feel is you being shot through the tube. Leaving the New York or Boston tube station....whooshing underground at 100s of miles an hour...and popping out in Los Angeles or Dallas or whatever. Then they roll it back up to a ramp, you get off and ...tah-dah, you're at your destination. NOT ONCE going up in the air.

"But, but...I've SEEN them take off". Mirrors and stage tricks. Any good magician can make a cape or a bunny rabbit or some girl in tights look like she's "flying".

"What about all the bombs dropped in World War-II, etc.?" Faked. They made plane noises, used tricks to fool the Germans, English, French, Japanese, Russians, etc. and bombs already placed on the ground by demolition teams were detonated. You really think a bomb that could destroy an ENTIRE CITY could have been "loaded" on a "B-29" and "flown" over Hiroshima and Nagasaki????

"What about aerial photographs?" Paintings. Super-realistic painting has been around for decades. And now, with computers, it's even easier. Google Earth is no more "real" than the "World of Warcraft".

"What were those things that crashed into the Twin Towers?"....oh, please. Go to the 9/11 Forum and THAT is easily explained.

I think your post is an illusion...POOF!!

HA...I think your post countering my post is an illusion. POOF! POOF!!!!


But fine, laugh....keep your blinders on sheeple. Keep shelling out your money to the Airline Industrial Complex who give you nothing more than a train ride with a nice "picture show".