yeah the pic says it all..I agree

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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the fargin Obama administration: You lousy fargin cork-sukers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbetchin contry was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens... like me... could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

Uncle Ferd says dey's bossy...

... long as ya's datin' `em dey is okay...

... but soon as ya marry one of `em...

... dey wanna take over an' have ya helpin' dem, doin' all dem honey-do jobs around the house...

... instead bein' a help mate like it says inna Bible an' bringin' ya a cool glass of lemonade when ya's restin' inna hammock.

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I hear banjo music

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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the fargin Obama administration: You lousy fargin cork-sukers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbetchin contry was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens... like me... could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

Where is uncle Ferd? I'd like to have a few words with him.....

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JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE

[quote=Lary;2024594]I hear banjo music




yeehaw.!!!!

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Uncle Ferd

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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the fargin Obama administration: You lousy fargin cork-sukers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbetchin contry was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens... like me... could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

are you sure that's uncle Ferd? Than who is this?

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your ex? LMAO

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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the fargin Obama administration: You lousy fargin cork-sukers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbetchin contry was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens... like me... could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

nagging

This one does (*)(*)(*)(*) me off. If it's something I'm not aware of fine, otherwise shut up.

leaving the toilet seat down

Only a problem if she complains about me leaving the seat up. If not, then who cares.

closet full of shoes

Whatever, as long as I didn't pay for them.

expecting the man to pay for dinner

This one does bug me a lot, but it's part of a larger issue of a feeling of entitlement. Most women feel they're entitled to both the traditional advantages of being a man and the traditional advantages of being a woman. If they want just to be a lady or wants to be completely equal that's cool, if they want the best of both worlds they can get out.

talking to me while Im watching t.v.

Mainly an issue during football. Unless she follows the game too, in which case she's a keeper.

touching the remote control

lack of oral sex after you commit to them

I don't like it anyways, why would I want to stick my penis there? And does she ever expect me to kiss that mouth again? She already has a body part custom built for that, I don't need to use anything else. It's like driving a pontiac when you have a cadillac in the garage. Why?

taking forever getting ready to go out

Whatever.

losing keys and other things

Most women aren't as bad as me.

making you watch sappy movies with them

I like chick flicks.

It annoys me when their private parts smell bad and I can't enjoy eating the carpet...

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