He's 21 today, y'all!

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Theodore Lamar Heiks
BA, History/Political Science, Western State College of Colorado, 1984
MBA, Entrepreneurship/Marketing, City University of Seattle, 1993

Happy birthday, kiddo.

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"Tweeter was a Boyscout before she went to Vietnam and found out the hard way... nobody gives a d@mn."

The man, the myth, the legend. Forum record holder for the fastest rise to Guru (what was it, like 2 months?). Surely, he has started more threads than any other member as well. His insightful posts have really made this forum a fascinating place to visit. One man I'm sure no one here will ever forget. Happy Birthday!

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WARNING: In the unlikely event of an accidental agreement with any or all points made in the above post, contact a clinical psychologist immediately.

The views expressed in the above post are not necessarily those of Joker and/or any of his affiliates.

Happy Birthday Brute Force!

This IS the first day of the rest of your life ... don't waste it - or any that follow. Using life expectancy tables, you should have 50 years to go ... which means you've used 30% of your time already. LIVE your life now and you will have no regrets later!
Find your passion and pursue it, passionately.

And there are a few of us on this board who will drink one today in your honor. May your only pain be champagne!

Now that you're legal to do so, go down to the bar and tell some really pretty bartendress that you'd like cunn!l!ngus (bailey's irish + peach schnapps + pineapple juice)!

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Theodore Lamar Heiks
BA, History/Political Science, Western State College of Colorado, 1984
MBA, Entrepreneurship/Marketing, City University of Seattle, 1993

I thank all of you and I thank heikstheo for starting this thread. Being the site's Puritan, to me 21 is not the drinking age but rather the age at which I can now sign for UPS packages that my parents order.

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"I am a Tory Anarchist. I should like every one to go about doing just as he pleased- short of altering any of the things to which I have grown accustomed." (Max Beerbohm)

I know that. But you can always find a good karaoke bar this weekend and chain-drink Diet Pepsi like heikstheo!

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Theodore Lamar Heiks
BA, History/Political Science, Western State College of Colorado, 1984
MBA, Entrepreneurship/Marketing, City University of Seattle, 1993

Well, my parents are going to give me presents and I am going to eat my favorite food, French fries (oui, not "freedom" fries). As for total posts, I don't actually have the most. JP5 and catzmeow have more than I do, with JP5 far ahead of everyone else. Catzmeow has been off the site for a while. I need to ask her or someone else from Beliefnet whether a certain recent poster is another troll.

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"I am a Tory Anarchist. I should like every one to go about doing just as he pleased- short of altering any of the things to which I have grown accustomed." (Max Beerbohm)

I shall smoke the sacred herb in your honor.

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It's the difference between suicide and slow capitulation... - Jim Morrison

I got my birthday presents. I got statues of the three wise monkeys, and the fourth and fifth presents really amazed me: Two gold coins worth, between them, about $600. Wow!

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"I am a Tory Anarchist. I should like every one to go about doing just as he pleased- short of altering any of the things to which I have grown accustomed." (Max Beerbohm)