It is time to put aside the petty differences of Big Al and holy herbs and stress the union of Jesuddhists as a group of crazy people with eyes set on improving the world through the creation of yet another silly religion.
As you might have noticed, the false prophet Shambo has been releasing in mass large numbers of mean-hearted and funny in a not-so-funny kind of way posts. For months we have sat back in typical passive Jesuddhist fashion.
But now it seems he is gaining followers. And unlike us, they seem to not be able to think for themselves. This will give his following great strength.

Now I ask: Who is the real official loony cult of this site?
We must stand in unification, Nawbutters and Javites and Doctites.
It is time that we strike back!
How, you ask...
I don't know.

Neither the doctrine of serious argument nor the doctrine of ignore-them-they'll-go-away has worked thus far. So I propose that we try infiltrating their threads with nonsense that puts theirs to shame.
But I bet someone else has a better idea.
Meanwhile we need to up our recruitment rate.
And figure out how to charge people... or perhaps we can assume people to be members unless they pay us not to be...

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!"
-opening from Tales From the Darkside

I might convert, but I have to know first: do you worship the sun and pray to Joe Pesci???

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Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly, Man got to sit and wonder 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land, Man got to tell himself he understand.
~Bokonon

If you like. We did mail out a brochure to George Carlin, but we suspect it was lost in the mail.
But I must tell you, praying to Joe Pesci works. I ought to see what he can do with our cult competition problem...

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!"
-opening from Tales From the Darkside

I think I have an idea....
Some of you may know what spam is......So spam them......Just write Jibrish like:"yeah the jews are paresties,and christians are sheeps,and arabs are camels! BUT! I don't care.........
I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!I don't care!

And i DON'T GIVE A ****!!!!!!!!!....."

Something like that....If that doesen't work I have another,smarter(much smarter),Idea.

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To be free people,in our own land,the land of Zion and Jeruaslem

I'm glad you got it, I was afraid I'd have to explain myself.
Good idea...that guy seems like he can get some $hit done

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Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly, Man got to sit and wonder 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land, Man got to tell himself he understand.
~Bokonon

I think that GinnaRM is a fictitious persona. I have no solid evidence, but everything about that persona rings phony. I searched the Internet and found that GinnaRM has many posts on Beliefnet, including a reply to a thread started by catzmeow. Now if catzmeow or anybody else from Beliefnet could tell us positively that GinnaRM is a "troll" like AnnieAngel, then we would have one less person making these offensive statements.

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"I am a Tory Anarchist. I should like every one to go about doing just as he pleased- short of altering any of the things to which I have grown accustomed." (Max Beerbohm)

Nonsense is my forte (as I'm sure you already know).

I will do my part.

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WARNING: In the unlikely event of an accidental agreement with any or all points made in the above post, contact a clinical psychologist immediately.

The views expressed in the above post are not necessarily those of Joker and/or any of his affiliates.

"You have found the secret message. Do you have too much time on your hands? ...Let it go."

In my hometown there's a convenience store called Big Al's Corner Deli. I wil go there to pray from now on before the Altar of Munchees.

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WARNING: In the unlikely event of an accidental agreement with any or all points made in the above post, contact a clinical psychologist immediately.

The views expressed in the above post are not necessarily those of Joker and/or any of his affiliates.

"You have found the secret message. Do you have too much time on your hands? ...Let it go."

Oh my! They must open one in England. Doc would be thrilled.

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!"
-opening from Tales From the Darkside

This should give us some legitimacy. Soon we'll be able to get a tax break.

And since this religion is still very young, and we don't seem to have any official leaders, I'd like to make a rule:

All members must, at least once in their life, make a pilgrimage to Wanaque, New Jersey, to the Church of Big Al's Corner Deli to witness firsthand the Altar of Munchees.

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WARNING: In the unlikely event of an accidental agreement with any or all points made in the above post, contact a clinical psychologist immediately.

The views expressed in the above post are not necessarily those of Joker and/or any of his affiliates.

"You have found the secret message. Do you have too much time on your hands? ...Let it go."