Here are the ones I'm most afraid of, lol
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/...aspx?a_id=6781
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Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shyte crazy or just plain mean.
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Her closest 2 or 3 or 4 friends were girls, the rest was all guys..... she seemed to introduce only guys to me when I met her friends....
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73. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.
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She did ask me to drive her everywhere.... and I never got laid....
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66. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.
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Good lord, she wouldn't stop biatching first about others and then about me!!!
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1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.
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Is it normal for her to have endlessly talked about previous guys, and thrown careful innuendos that I wasnt getting laid any time soon? argghh
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67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”
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Maybe my big mistake was not initiating a kiss after 3 weeks, I think I'm at least right about this one. sigh, my one great weakness.
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6. Rub a sheet of medium-grade sandpaper across your face. That’s your five o’clock shadow when you kiss her. Now rub that sandpaper on your inner thigh. (Mind you, we’re not suggesting you shave.)
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please don't tell me I have to get rid of my beautiful 5 o clock shadow... everyone says it looks great!
07-24-2006, 04:47 PM
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