My mistake on the waist/waste bit.
Chong has a BMI of 25? Good for him.

Based on three posters' self-descriptions, here are three more guesses:

apotropoxy: http://cache.viewimages.com/comp/251...6F38E8613D5F4E

Zoe: http://www.short-hair-style.com/imag...llweger_03.jpg

Bombeni: http://www.mspamelaanderson.com/img/pamela-anderson.jpg (Warning: The Aesthetic General has found Ms. Anderson to be a powerful emetic.)

I hope that Bombeni was just joking and imagined that she was sarcastically complimenting herself. Except for Cher, there is no worse looking woman celebrity, IMO.

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(*)(*)(*)(*) close.
However, I don't have a prison haircut and my nose has never been broken.

In reply to apotropoxy, that was one of the few pictures I could find in which Day-Lewis wasn't deathly serious. I'm sort of a cross between these two pictures:

http://209.23.71.87/hofers_and_honor...uth_babe_4.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...0/SalMineo.jpg

My features aren't quite as aggressive as Ruth's, but they aren't quite as refined as Mineo's. I have a monobrow, Ruth's jaw and Mineo's lips. I haven't found any online image that fits that overall description, though.

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"Some people complain about the system. The system is not good, so they can't do anything. It's an excuse. Freedom is in your heart." (Jin Xing)

My physique is similar to this:

http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/P...an_Severn2.JPG

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JP5
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Misery-annie.jpg

The12thMan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Marthachair.jpg

Righty
http://www.superrealgraphics.com/cptspaulding.jpg

stekim
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:BuzzOsborne.jpg

Javablack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:T...tzo_foto_2.jpg

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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!

LoSconosciuto: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Luke

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“The subject no longer has to be mentioned by name. Someone is sick. Someone else is feeling better now. A friend has just gone back into the hospital. Another has died. The unspoken name, of course, is AIDS.”
“From the point of view of the pharmaceutical industry, the AIDS problem has already been solved. After all, we already have a drug which can be sold at the incredible price of $8, 000 an annual dose, and which has the added virtue of not diminishing the market by actually curing anyone.”

When I meet with clients I have to fix my hair a bit. People stare too much.

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

Kind of...
Only whiter... and more hair... and younger looking...
and my smile is funnier-looking...

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"Man lives in the sunlit world of that which he believes to be reality. But unseen by most is an underworld, a place that is just as real... but not as brightly lit... A DARK SIDE!"
-opening from Tales From the Darkside

Here is another list of my guesses:

The12thMan: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1384/Mptv/1384/1637_0001.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Day,%20Doris% 20(I)

Senax: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1288/Mptv/1288/0871-1606.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Reagan,%20Ronald%2 0(I)

kaladrew: http://680wwtq.com/images/Malloy250.jpg

Liberty: http://www.medicalarchives.jhmi.edu/...bl/watsolg.jpg

Hard-Driver: http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Rubrich...0Foley%202.jpg

nonsqtr: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4919/Events/4919/AdamSandle_Grani_9030397_400.jpg?path=pgallery&pat h_key=Sandler,%20Adam%20(I)

MUNKO1970: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1099/Mptv/1099/802-37.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Stewart,%20James%20( I)

Printer2: http://www.usd.edu/images/pictures/o...20boy%20_f.jpg

quiller: http://content.answers.com/main/cont..._Goldwater.jpg

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