We have a very simple philosophy: We don't speak ill of the dead with the hope that they return the favor. But in the case of Anna Nicole Smith, we cannot remain silent.
She ran what could charitably be called her love life like a bakery: pick a number and stand in line. Unfortunately, we never made a trip to that bakery, so we can definitely state we are not the father of her child and would, if the price were right, immediately agree to a DNA test.
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WorldNetDaily: Anna Nicole, R.I.P.