boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!

Hear that, Watson? The indigenous people are coming for us!

boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!

Hurry, Watson, the cheeky devils are gaining on us!!!

boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!

Whiiit. Whiiiiiit. Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Watch it, Watson, they're shooting poison darts at us!!!

Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiit thunk.

Oh my god, watson, they got you! Don't worry - I'll stay with you - I can pick off the buggers with my rifle!

boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!

Oh no! My gun is jammed!


boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!
boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom! ba-ba boom!

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Skin skin skin. Chop chop chop chop.

Plop plop plop.

Boil boil boil boil.

Chomp crunch -- gulp. Mmmmmmmm.........

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