I desire wine, women, and song. Night time musical performances of high quality in an outside venue. Lodgings in something equivalent to a british country manor or french chateau. Beautiful, extensive gardens. Exquisite vegan cuisine. Congenial, intelligent company. Dancing with the ladies. I will pay $3000 max, and that does include air fare. Thank you.

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just your luck, the african continent

Yeah, surrrrrrrre, that's it africa! Thanks. Now lessee, where to go - can't make up my mind between Zimbabwe and Darfur ......................

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Don't. Wait, sorry, as if he will ever come.

The rest of you, you can actually find it, in ezquisite places like Kenya, Zambia on the Victoria Falls, One of the most spectacular sights in the world, at the foot of the majestic Kilimanjaro, in Beautifull Cape Town.

None of these countries have any kinds of war, civil or otherwize going on, like most of Africa thse days!

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"A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination."
"I detest racialism, because I regard it as a barbaric thing, whether it comes from a black man or a white man. "
"I dream of an Africa which is in peace with itself."
"If there are dreams about a beautiful South Africa, there are also roads that lead to their goal. Two of these roads could be named Goodness and Forgiveness. "

Nelson Mandela

There are some places in Africa that are on my "must rock" list, but after the Maldives

http://www.movinmaldives.com/galleries.html

its what I daydream about while rotting in my cubical.

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Maldives is pretty cool, and like Africa, rather affrodable for Americans I think?


(Remember, a large beer (500ml, we call a draft) will cost you, uhm, about, $0,90)

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"A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination."
"I detest racialism, because I regard it as a barbaric thing, whether it comes from a black man or a white man. "
"I dream of an Africa which is in peace with itself."
"If there are dreams about a beautiful South Africa, there are also roads that lead to their goal. Two of these roads could be named Goodness and Forgiveness. "

Nelson Mandela

Thats what I'm talkin about. We go by pints, and at a nice bar, it'll run about $6.00 plus tip.

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America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.
- - - Charlie King

Now, off the africa crapola, and back to the OP..........

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It's got everything you listed, but keeping it under $3000 woun't be easy.

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