You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal. 40,
and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reach es you
and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question !!!
Does the man look poor!
Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!!
BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!!
BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!!

Click ... (The Sounds of Reloading .)

BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!!
BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !! BANG !!!
BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!!
Click !!!

Daughter:
Nice grouping, Daddy !!!
Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son:
Why did that dumb Idiot bring a knife to a gun fight?

Wife:
You ain't taking that to the taxidermist! !!!

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Definatly the southerner. I am from the south anyway.

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Southerner. I've heard this one before. It's funnier when told.

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Republican.


I had no idea Southerners were such horrible shots.

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Hah. Well played.

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I'm a democrat, but the premise is wrong. I'm smart enough not to take a wife and children into a neighborhood with wild eyed islamic terrorists wielding knives. Where would that be, by the way - definitely not anywhere in the south.
Also, I own three guns, and only a republican would buy a glock.

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Actually, the Republican would probably shoot his best friend when he drew his pistol. Then he would shoot the mother and child standing behind the terrorist (claim the terrorist did it). Then, the terrorist would drop dead of a heart attack and the Republican would take credit for the kill.

You got the Democrat spot on.

And the Southerner... have the wife move those potted plants and yeah, ol' Talibani would look great hanging in the den. Why not? Right there beside the 12 point buck and 300 pound wild boar!

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I'm not a Republican (or a Democrat) and I've owned several Glocks... in addition to other handgun brands.

For protection, instead of just showing off to friends, I like handguns that work... every time.

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Dude I can't stop laughing at your username/avatar.

Tar baby.

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Its from an old Brer Rabbit tale. A moral on the consequences of prideful anger...

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