Insult thread

[The12thMan]

Originally Posted by raytri

I think it means your husband eats a lot of microwave dinners.

Don't be ridiculous. He's a great cook.

[The12thMan]

You thought you were a liberal, and in reality you are obviously a flaming male chauvinist pig.

[raytri]

Does he have one of those cute frilly aprons that say "kiss the chef?"

I bet he cooks out of self-defense. You probably burn water. The EPA requires you to have a toxic waste disposal permit just to clean your dishes.

[raytri]

Originally Posted by The12thMan

You thought you were a liberal, and in reality you are obviously a flaming male chauvinist pig.

I'm not flaming. I'm just a natty dresser.

[PatriotNews]

Darn! I thought this was gonna be a thread about "your mama is so fat" jokes and such.

[raytri]

Blade ain't coming; says he has better things to do. Looks like we'll have to carry on without him.

[stekim]

Hmmm. I note a recurring theme in my personal favorites. I wonder what it means?

You live in a dirty, scum filled crap hole?

[stekim]

Darn! I thought this was gonna be a thread about "your mama is so fat" jokes and such.

I know yours is.

[The12thMan]

Originally Posted by raytri

Does he have one of those cute frilly aprons that say "kiss the chef?"

Of course he need something to protect himself while he's cooking barefoot and naked. After all, if all he did well was cook, I might not bother to keep him around.

I bet he cooks out of self-defense. You probably burn water. The EPA requires you to have a toxic waste disposal permit just to clean your dishes.

When you have a flat, I bet you call your wife to come change it for you.

Now I know that in a supreme effort to reclaim your manhood, you will hurry home to lift up the toilet seat. I fear your satisfaction will be short-lived.

[Coyote]

Someone has to have the balls to stand tall and say it:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!