I'm running for senator for student goverment and I decided I need a funny campaign slogan...

Segal is my last name if that will help you at all.

My platform is basically: The buck stops here.
but thats uncreative and boring for a slogan
it doesnt have to absolutly stick with my platform but it shouldnt contrast it....
all feedback would be much appreciated...

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This Machine Kills Fascists!

Resistance to Tyranny is Obedience to God

Remember the Children of Sderot

Don't ask what Segal can do for you, but what you can do for Segal. Fatties need not apply.

just tell everyone your related to steven segal. thatll work.

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"Your old road is Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'."

"There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'."

-Bob Dylan, greatest singer/songwriter ever to live.

legal segal will help you fly like an eagle.

Vote Segal he's a legal Eagle

You know it legal when you vote for Segal,

A free beagle if you have sex with segal

He's got doggystyle he's segal the beagle

If you vote for segal, he will let you (*)(*)(*)(*) his beagle

Change your name is the other option

If you're prolife I'll help anyway I can.

If you're not don't care, hope you lose and get all depressed and eat a tub of ice-cream.

Just promise a naked picture of your Mom to every person who votes for you...

I HAD SEX WITH THE CANTEEN LADY.

now onto your slogan..

How about this! "All teachers can blow me!" You may get in trouble, but you will win for sure!

And you can come on stage to the song "f*ck school" by the replacements!

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R.I.P. Molly, I miss you every day!!

Im a Tarte, what! you want some of this?


And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. Thomas Jefferson

In all the urinals put Vote for Segal a real straight shooter.

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Segal - your game.

Be alive with Segal.

Segal's got it all!

Segal is my world.