You are correct Bigus my son, I think St Frodders of Chicago did not intend to blaspheme by taking your name in vain.

I must go and prepare for tommorow my faithfull acolite, I am riding my favorite arse (mrs blz) into town for the sunday shop at the new church of Tesco, and I have to help her strew "lambs leaf Lettuce" in the road or she will (*)(*)(*)(*)ing well crucify me on monday

__________________
None. Mod edit to remove profanity. Fools to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am stuck up the middle of you!
"Some people have recurrent behavior issues" Catz, proof please?

Not all Religion is a load of bollocks,The United Church of the Latter Day Tangental Tarts is moist yet crisp

Im a Tart, What! you want some of this

St Frodly, I think that we may be inundated if we just open the gates of Tartedom to all cummers so I hope you will devise a test based on the parables in the linkhttp://www.lectlaw.com/files/fun24.htm pay special regard to the turkish donkey lover after last night, just in case perham wants to join. I have also had my eye on two possible converts for the nunery the should both work well under Abess Makkers the carpet muncher, they are Glinda and Foul Mouth, also we need four alter boys, what about Dante? respond quickly my son, your lords work is never done

__________________
None. Mod edit to remove profanity. Fools to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am stuck up the middle of you!
"Some people have recurrent behavior issues" Catz, proof please?

Not all Religion is a load of bollocks,The United Church of the Latter Day Tangental Tarts is moist yet crisp

Im a Tart, What! you want some of this

Oh Grand and Euphonious Holey One, I am here and ready to do your bidding! I shall pack my bags post haste for the Abbey (I'm assuming you're going to want me to bring just my black tart duds... although I do have some lovely colorful things for the high holey days...).

My child I take it you explored all your inner sanctums before you came, to this decision.

My child when you gain enterance(via the back passage in your case) and penertrate the wall of the Abbey de la Perpetual Penis, you must realise that you are giving yourself to me (6 nights of the week, the 7th anyone can have a bash) this must not be taken lightly, and the Mother Superior Sister Makker of the Vibrating Chalise, will instruct you in my unique needs.

You gain spiritual guidance from Cardinal Bigus Dicus and Saint Frodders of Chicago im sure the three of you will get on and of very well.

Dress code my child, the Abbey de la Perpetual Penis is unique as a novice nunnery nudity is the order of the day, Sister Clipper studied topiary under the guidance Sister Eva Vestoff from the Rasputin college of Tarts Barbers, in the pubic toilets by the old Goom in down town Shmolenght, she will shape your pubic hair into the correct mark of a novice, the beehive( im a honey bee baby buzzin around your hive) so my child if you still are sure you wish to take the first step on this cocky road, bring a thermos and some sandwiches.

Cardinal Bigus and St Frodders will baptise you in a bath of creme anglais then give you a good seeing too and you will then be named

__________________
None. Mod edit to remove profanity. Fools to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am stuck up the middle of you!
"Some people have recurrent behavior issues" Catz, proof please?

Not all Religion is a load of bollocks,The United Church of the Latter Day Tangental Tarts is moist yet crisp

Im a Tart, What! you want some of this

__________________
The woman in my avatar is Cristina Scabbia and the woman in my profile picture is Tarja Turunen
Sun flames and moons glow, timeless the tides will flow, what will I face, what will be mine, fortune and fate the other side...

I'm a Tarte! What! You Want Somma This?

Sorry guys, It is the weekend and I have been out and about. No time to check in on my friends here at the church. I think it is about time we get started on our creation story. Any ideas?

And bad things can happen if you don't feed them enough Pop-Tarts. How much is enough? How much do you enjoy living?

__________________
Stop asking the same questions in the "Forum Help" section. Just read this post:

I have eaten from the forbidden fruit and lo! all was made clear to me. Following a ritual mud bath and cleansing, I sacrificed a small privet bush and donned the Holey Bourbon Turban for 24 hours. I am now ready to get me to a nunnery.

__________________
The woman in my avatar is Cristina Scabbia and the woman in my profile picture is Tarja Turunen
Sun flames and moons glow, timeless the tides will flow, what will I face, what will be mine, fortune and fate the other side...

I'm a Tarte! What! You Want Somma This?

So far 4 I think. You, fox, glinda, and myself! Then BL as our leader. Ted and Spanky have posted here, but I am not sure if they are in our not!