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Old 08-31-2004, 01:36 PM
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Default Company policies

It occurred to me that many would have some great stories to share about humorous company policies. At my work, all employees are given an employee manual which tells them to use soap and water every day! Of course it resulted from an employee who DIDN'T....who can top this one?
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Old 08-31-2004, 05:08 PM
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Default Well, we recently received an e-mail...

regarding the company dress code.

Thongs are now forbidden attire at my company.

Enquiring minds at my company now wish to know how the policy will be enforced....



I'll leave that one entirely to your imagination.

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Default wow

it would seem that they are asking for trouble with that one
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Default Well, out of respect for our president...

we're now wearing granny panties.

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Default Well, it wouldn't be against company policy,

would it?

(I think, in all fairness, they were using an archaic phrase for what are now known as flip flops)

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would it?

(I think, in all fairness, they were using an archaic phrase for what are now known as flip flops)

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would it?

(I think, in all fairness, they were using an archaic phrase for what are now known as flip flops)

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Sounds like a great company to work for.
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Thongs are now forbidden attire at my company.
May I ask why they didn't simply require dresses or pants?
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Default Well, working as a stripper...

pants and dresses tend to get in the way.

(nah, just kidding).

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