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The woman in my avatar is Cristina Scabbia and the woman in my profile picture is Tarja Turunen
Sun flames and moons glow, timeless the tides will flow, what will I face, what will be mine, fortune and fate the other side...

I'm a Tarte! What! You Want Somma This?

I will die from the startlement created by the unlikely event of my last orgasm.

at 102.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening......... but this wasn't it. -- Marx

in my sleep, just like my father ... not screaming and shouting like the other four people in his airplane

but if i got to choose, shot dead at age 95, in bed with my young mistress, by a jealous rival

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i think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs every day.
And there's also a bad side."
-- Hunter S. Thompson

Yes and she was the worsed hump I had in years

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None. Mod edit to remove profanity. Fools to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am stuck up the middle of you!
"Some people have recurrent behavior issues" Catz, proof please?

Not all Religion is a load of bollocks,The United Church of the Latter Day Tangental Tarts is moist yet crisp

Im a Tart, What! you want some of this

I think your heart stops yosemette and then img032.jpgclic on pic

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None. Mod edit to remove profanity. Fools to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am stuck up the middle of you!
"Some people have recurrent behavior issues" Catz, proof please?

Not all Religion is a load of bollocks,The United Church of the Latter Day Tangental Tarts is moist yet crisp

Im a Tart, What! you want some of this

That's because you expected her to be a submissive whale, but she humped you right back!

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Stop asking the same questions in the "Forum Help" section. Just read this post:

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The woman in my avatar is Cristina Scabbia and the woman in my profile picture is Tarja Turunen
Sun flames and moons glow, timeless the tides will flow, what will I face, what will be mine, fortune and fate the other side...

I'm a Tarte! What! You Want Somma This?

Loooooooooong after spanking my whale for the final time.

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Stop asking the same questions in the "Forum Help" section. Just read this post:

It was when she got on top Spanky, she took the wind right out of my sail's

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None. Mod edit to remove profanity. Fools to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am stuck up the middle of you!
"Some people have recurrent behavior issues" Catz, proof please?

Not all Religion is a load of bollocks,The United Church of the Latter Day Tangental Tarts is moist yet crisp

Im a Tart, What! you want some of this

In a glorious battle were i jump on top of a suicide bomber and my exploded corpse gets jammed in the missle silo preventing a nuclear war.

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Left sucks! so visit our new group! Obama is a Joke!