Two posts to guru status....

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One post to guru status....

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... guru status!

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Man up.

I think that shameless post-building is against the rules here. I will have to report you to a moderat... wait a minute. Nevermind.

Congratulations, and get a life!

SHHH!! Someone will hear you!!

Hey, it took me almost a year to get here. Just got a bit impatient there at the end.

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Man up.

...show off...

I very happy being a Political Analyst, thank you very much.
Read: One more for my post count...

hmm, 1473 down... 1027 to go...

Spork, You better try to hang around a bit more or I will beat you. 97 to go!

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

Where can you see how many posts you need for Guru?

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Proudly a "South Park Republican"

Guru is 2500. Strange, it seemed to take forever to get to political analyst which is only 1000. I don't know if there's a list somewhere. I just figured it out by looking at how many posts everyone had by clicking on their name.

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Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.