Will All The French People Go To Hell ?

**Talon** · Jul 24 2012, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by Paris

Will All The French People Go To Hell ?

Yes. I've heard the wine and cheese in Hell are magnifique. Me, I'm going there for the beer and loose women...

**Talon** · Jul 24 2012, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Paris

Apparently you don't realise just how Evil the French are...I know, I am one of them...but I have no fear, I will pass proudly through the Gates of Hell...I am one of the willing

LOL - When we get there introduce me to your sister.

**caul** · Jul 24 2012, 11:27 AM

I believe in positive thinking. If you think you are going to hell, by the law of deterministic thinking you will go to what you believe to be hell. If you think you are going to heaven, by the law of deterministic thinking you will go to what you believe to be heaven. If you think neither exists, by the law of deterministic thinking you will probably do whatever you think will happen. I, myself am probably going to be reincarnated as a cat and live a life of leisure.

In other words, only French people that believe they are going to hell are likely to go to hell.

**Paris** · Jul 24 2012, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by caul

I believe in positive thinking. If you think you are going to hell, by the law of deterministic thinking you will go to what you believe to be hell. If you think you are going to heaven, by the law of deterministic thinking you will go to what you believe to be heaven. If you think neither exists, by the law of deterministic thinking you will probably do whatever you think will happen. I, myself am probably going to be reincarnated as a cat and live a life of leisure.

In other words, only French people that believe they are going to hell are likely to go to hell.

That's interesting. But, what if I think you are coming with me? Will you? Will you?

**Courtney203** · Jul 24 2012, 08:45 PM

No, because there is no such thing as hell.

**SpaceCricket79** · Jul 24 2012, 09:26 PM

WTF is this?

**Paris** · Jul 24 2012, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by SpaceCricket79

WTF is this?

Redemption. Try it.

**legojenn** · Jul 26 2012, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Paris

What counts, is where your heart lies. If you are a Frenchman at heart, you are good to go. (just practice your T's)

...as in tabarnak, I assume.

**Paris** · Aug 29 2012, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by legojenn

...as in tabarnak, I assume.

Today, is my Brithday! But, patience. And tank you!

**River Rat** · Aug 29 2012, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Paris

But the German Nation State is the result of French Nationalism, prefigurating the ideology of the Nazis look it up.

Maybe you haven't heard but the French invented the "morning-after pill"...what is hidden behind such a sunny setting is thousands of unborn dead babies (Germany tried to ban it but they were betrayed by EU) daily

Apparently you don't realise just how Evil the French are...I know, I am one of them...but I have no fear, I will pass proudly through the Gates of Hell...I am one of the willing

Calm down. The French aren't going to hell because of their past. They're going to hell because they're rude! Thanks for the wine and cheese!