We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.
It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, tell your redneck friends about this. Ya'll know who ya' are.

• You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
  
• You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
  
• You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
  
• You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
  
• You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
  
• You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
  
• You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
  
• You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
  
• You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
  
• You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA !

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One Person Will Get A $25.00 Visa Gift Card on 09/30/2008

From your list I would be a redneck although I don't conseder myself one. Those same beliefs are shared by many Americans who wouldn't consider themselves rednecks.

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Aint but three things in this world thats worth a solitary dime,
But old dogs and children and watermelon wine.
Tom T. Hall
http://www.obamatruth.org/

The things listed dont describe a redneck. Some may apply to rednecks but certainly not exclusively to them. Rednecks are not distinguished by these characteristics.

it's just a JOKE! an email thing I though a few people could have fun with ...

SORRY I RUINED YOUR DAY! ........ or am I?

It sounds a lot like me - the son of a LEGAL Immigrant!

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One Person Will Get A $25.00 Visa Gift Card on 09/30/2008

Lol im not angry i was just pointing something out haha.

YES!!! I am now officially qualified to be a redneck! Although it seems to me like those apply to the Founding Fathers, as well...

Especially the 10 Commandments one...

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"Let me introduce you to the next President...of the United States: Joe Biden!" -~-Barack Obama

Planning on getting shot?

and not a bunch of adopted crap, , ,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck