I love my pig.

ERICgtr · #1 (**permalink**) 07-21-2008, 07:10 PM

I am trying to figure out my pet pig, whereever I go she follows, if I sleep where she can lay down beside me she does, if not she lays at the foot of the bed or beside the couch. I woke up a few nights ago and she was right beside me with her muzzle up against my face. My wife said either Lucy(my pig) goes or she is packing as she is becoming uncomfortable with our relationship, (*)(*)(*)(*) she is jealous over my pet pig! Any advice would be helpful and appreciated.

frodly · #2 (**permalink**) 07-21-2008, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ERICgtr

I am trying to figure out my pet pig, whereever I go she follows, if I sleep where she can lay down beside me she does, if not she lays at the foot of the bed or beside the couch. I woke up a few nights ago and she was right beside me with her muzzle up against my face. My wife said either Lucy(my pig) goes or she is packing as she is becoming uncomfortable with our relationship, (*)(*)(*)(*) she is jealous over my pet pig! Any advice would be helpful and appreciated.

Um......... What the hell are you talking about?

ERICgtr · #3 (**permalink**) 07-21-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by frodly

Um......... What the hell are you talking about?

JUst looking for some advice as my pig is like my kid, can't believe the wife wants her gone.

Makedde · #4 (**permalink**) 07-21-2008, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ERICgtr

I am trying to figure out my pet pig, whereever I go she follows, if I sleep where she can lay down beside me she does, if not she lays at the foot of the bed or beside the couch. I woke up a few nights ago and she was right beside me with her muzzle up against my face. My wife said either Lucy(my pig) goes or she is packing as she is becoming uncomfortable with our relationship, (*)(*)(*)(*) she is jealous over my pet pig! Any advice would be helpful and appreciated.

Your pig likely associates you with being it's mother. You are the one who cares for her, feeds her, washes her, therefore she sees you as her mother.
If you don't want her following you everywhere, you need to distance yourself from her, and treat her as a pet, not as a member of the family.

ERICgtr · #5 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Makedde

Your pig likely associates you with being it's mother. You are the one who cares for her, feeds her, washes her, therefore she sees you as her mother.
If you don't want her following you everywhere, you need to distance yourself from her, and treat her as a pet, not as a member of the family.

I think it is more that that as she grunts at my wife and any other woman for that matter, it is almost like jealous girl friends

Sadistic-Savior · #6 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 02:43 PM

If you love it so much, why dont you marry it.

submarinepainter · #7 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sadistic-Savior

If you love it so much, why dont you marry it.

That was effing funny there!!!

Herkdriver · #8 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ERICgtr

I am trying to figure out my pet pig, whereever I go she follows, if I sleep where she can lay down beside me she does, if not she lays at the foot of the bed or beside the couch. I woke up a few nights ago and she was right beside me with her muzzle up against my face. My wife said either Lucy(my pig) goes or she is packing as she is becoming uncomfortable with our relationship, (*)(*)(*)(*) she is jealous over my pet pig! Any advice would be helpful and appreciated.

Hmmm the avatar and the above post seem to be red flags...but I'll take the bait.

I suggest Bar-b-cue ribs might solve your problem.
Maybe a ham sandwich.

davidryder · #9 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 03:17 PM

Where's the poll?

Makedde · #10 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by davidryder

Where's the poll?

I just saw this is the poll forum and you are right! There is no poll!

Okay, here's the question: Should Eric Marry His Pet Pig?

I vote yes.

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