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    Quote Originally Posted by 3link View Post
    What do you think would be an appropriate response to this?
    A psych eval.

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    Boy, Political Forum gets weird after midnight.
    "The number 1 contributor to the Obama Superpac, Goldman Sachs. The number 1 contributor to the Romney Superpac, Goldman Sachs."

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    While it's certain that the woman has some very distinctly masculine features. I'm not inclined to believe she's male, unless of course she's prepared to show us her 'long form'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    I've had my suspicions for years now...
    I know you have. We all know you have.

    Michelle Obama's two pregnancies were just an elaborate hoax, as was her husband's birth in Hawaii.
    "13 investigations into Benghazi leads me to believe the GOP are one incompetent Party." -- plant

    If you didn't like something that Hillary did in 2011, why didn't you complain about it in 2011?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pardy View Post
    I know you have. We all know you have.

    Michelle Obama's two pregnancies were just an elaborate hoax, as was her husband's birth in Hawaii.
    that would explain why neither of the girls look anything like their "parents".
    What you have whispered to someone behind closed doors will be shouted from the rooftops.
    You have just been slapped across the face with the semi-frozen flounder of reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpaceCricket79 View Post
    Michelle's not that bad for her age - I'd do her after a couple gin and tonics -
    You would need a lot of it in order to prepare yourself for that moment of sudden realization.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikezila View Post
    that would explain why neither of the girls look anything like their "parents".
    This is true, and one that the liberal media has apparently been trained not to ask about. Why don't Sasha and Malia look at all like their parents? They are well-mannered and polite as well. Hmm...
    There's people in the world today
    Who say they're Jewish, Christian and such,
    They're all ignorant fools.

    They'll tell you you can't have your own way
    unless you pay money and dedicate your life
    Or you'll be d*mned in hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    You would need a lot of it in order to prepare yourself for that moment of sudden realization.
    who's going to post the video of that scene from The Crying Game?
    What you have whispered to someone behind closed doors will be shouted from the rooftops.
    You have just been slapped across the face with the semi-frozen flounder of reality

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    I've had my suspicions for years now, but I was still appalled when I finally read this revelation. This definitely explains why the two are not very passionate in public and seem to be just going through the motions for whatever cameras might be around. The liberal website's ridicule of this revelation is fascinating: http://wonkette.com/544134/wingnut-b...e-with-science

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    Looks like the birth certificate and the contacts with aliens and the reptilian lizard people were just the beginning of the things that the lamestream media failed to vet about this Barack Hussein Soetoro person. Now it can finally be told, according to some loons who think the Pope is an imposter or something: Michelle Obama is a man!!1! And they even have a 24-minute YouTube video that presents “irrefutable and scientific proof” of this science fact! Fortunately, there’s also a transcript, so you can “stop living the lie” with only a 5-minute skim. Buckle up, kids, this sucker’s a .9 Timecube bucket of homophobia, transphobia, nonsense science, and pure bats**t crazy, and it’s going to be a bumpy ride.


    Among other conclusions, the video decides that Michelle has “male hands,” because

    a man’s ring finger, is typically longer than a man’s index finger … While it is not uncommon for a woman to have the ring finger and index finger at very similar lengths, it is almost unheard of for a woman to have a visibly longer, ring finger.
    And they have proof, too: Just look at Serena Williams’s ring finger, which is also longer than her index finger. As you can plainly see, Serena Williams was therefore born a male, just like “Michelle” Obama. (And no, there is no correlation between ring/index finger length and “inherent” characteristics — it’s garbage science.)

    OK, but what other proof do they have? Michele has Man shoulders and a Man face — you can just totally tell! also, the proportion of her head to her height is the same as a man’s — Just like Serena Williams, who as we already know, is also secretly a man. Also there’s her adam’s apple, and her bulging neck muscles. Here’s the vid, in case you feel like killing some brain cells.




    And then, of course, there’s her penis, clearly visible right here. You see, most of the time, Michelle hides her weenie with a “special undergarment,” but apparently this time she forgot. The narrator exclaims, at 16:28,

    In this picture, the lighting cast “the most unfeminine shadows” on Michelle’s manhood. This photo begs the question, “How could the audience not notice?!”
    So not only is Michelle a man, the wingnuts don’t know what begging the question means.


    Also, too, the Obama daughters are of course adopted, but at least they have “truly feminine shoulders.”


    Now, why have Barack and Michelle Obama perpetrated this fraud on the American People? Apparently just for the jollies of fooling us, and to shame the brave American soldiers who are fighting “illegal wars based on the whims of their Commander in Chief,” who apparently traveled back to 2001 and 2003 to start those wars.

    Seriously, there’s absolutely no hint of why this elaborate ruse would be useful, beyond of course the simple fact of covering up Barack’s homosexuality, so that he can “cuddle up every night, to his male friend, who prefers to dress up as a woman, and deceive everyone, from behind that big smile.” You know how gay Muslim Marxist atheists are — they just like trolling people that way.
    Why don't you just go up to her and lift up her dress to be sure?? Did she find them under a head of cabbage as opposed to going through nine months of labor? Must be a slow day for you.
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    LMAO!!!!!!! Some of you are just nuts! I can't imagine the level of butthurt that brings about this kind of ridiculous rubbish. Sad. Funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikezila View Post
    who's going to post the video of that scene from The Crying Game?
    Here is some kids' reaction to seeing it: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6a_1346474278
    There's people in the world today
    Who say they're Jewish, Christian and such,
    They're all ignorant fools.

    They'll tell you you can't have your own way
    unless you pay money and dedicate your life
    Or you'll be d*mned in hell.
    ~ "Faith in God" - Bad Religion

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